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Old 05.11.2007, 00:22
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Re: Haiku of the day

Zurich Auto Show
Brabus Porche Benz and Peugeot
To Bank tomorrow
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Old 05.11.2007, 10:01
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Re: Haiku of the day

Technically 'Porsche' has two syllables - so no cigar
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Old 05.11.2007, 10:53
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Re: Haiku of the day

Lazy afternoon
pine trees glimmer
still lake
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Lazy afternoon
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still lake
Luverly poem, what´s your interpretation of a haiku then? I always thought it was 5 7 5.
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Old 05.11.2007, 15:59
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Re: Haiku of the day

Two days 'til Rossi
Talacker void fillable?
Jackets may stay put.
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Old 05.11.2007, 16:02
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Luverly poem, what´s your interpretation of a haiku then? I always thought it was 5 7 5.
its modern Haiku ... am following the Auchtermuchty style.
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Old 05.11.2007, 16:09
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its modern Haiku ... am following the Auchtermuchty style.
Ahh, that explains it. From the Drumnadrochit school myself.
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Old 05.11.2007, 16:28
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Re: Haiku of the day

Without discipline
Haiku's become Emo tosh
n00bs are forgiven
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Old 05.11.2007, 17:09
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Re: Haiku of the day

Apostrophe, No!
For great organizing skills
We let off UM
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Old 05.11.2007, 17:22
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Re: Haiku of the day

At HSBC
They like to check KYC
But I check EF
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Old 08.10.2008, 19:01
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Palin Haiku

here are some Palin Haiku :

Drill baby drill.
It’s gotta be all about
job creation, *wink*.
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Maritime border.
Starin’ across the water –
Putin’s head rears up.
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Lounged upon my grizzly
howling wolves on my wall
comfort me like Hemingway.
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Annoying questions
To expose my ignorance
See my one finger
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Talking white as snow
From cue cards like old foot prints
They both grin like ice
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Old 08.10.2008, 21:05
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Foreign policy?
I can see Russia from here
Gee Gosh Darn it *wink*


This is fun. Ain't it great being superior?
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Old 08.10.2008, 21:46
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Re: Haiku of the day

polorise hates her
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but can't outwink her....
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Old 09.10.2008, 07:42
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noice ... you haven't seen me in action, betcha !!
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Re: Haiku of the day

Communication.
Patience, flexibility,
these tools you will need.
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Re: Haiku of the day

Need to concentrate
on what people are saying.
Where is my coffee!!
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Old 10.11.2008, 11:26
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Re: Haiku of the day

To regurgitate
Fish Chips and mushy pea date
vinegar face ache.
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Re: Haiku of the day

oh non, why did I read this, I am so laughing, please God, don't let the phone ring now

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Re: Haiku of the day

To drop the gauntlet
To let others pick it up
bring it on sucker!
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