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| I trim my nails with wire cutters and shave with a straight razor. | |
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Bah! I trim my nails with an angle grinder, and I stopped shaving in 1973 because every instrument I tried on my beard went blunt after four strokes. Yes, even Japanese pull saws.
Oh, and yes, I'm one of those Swiss guys with an automatic weapon.