So we have had Quote of the Day, You Tube of the Day, Headline, Picture, Song of the Day & just to round of the "ad nauseam" , my fiendish accomplice & I have given birth to a new addition

IM Conversation of the Day .... In a Rolf Harris version of painting .... can you guess who it is yet ?

[14:00:34] Polorise says: you don't look that good in real life
[14:00:54] Anonymous EFer says: ...?
[14:01:03] Polorise says: your WeeMe
[14:01:08] Anonymous EFer says: I could've told you that
[14:01:09] Anonymous EFer says: ahhhhh
[14:01:10] Polorise says: wakey wakey chap
[14:01:13] Anonymous EFer says: true
[14:01:18] Anonymous EFer says: and I also don't have a dog
[14:01:22] Anonymous EFer says: (yet)
[14:01:31] Polorise says: I have photographic evidence at my fingertips
[14:01:56] Polorise says: well better than Catalysts "invisible" girlfriend that rides a Harley
[14:01:56] Anonymous EFer says: :|
[14:02:02] Anonymous EFer says: hahahahaha
[14:02:10] Polorise says: photos all over the forum & FB
[14:02:24] Polorise says: you hungover I take it
[14:02:47] Anonymous EFer says: nah not at all
[14:02:55] Polorise says: not the sharpest pencil in the box .... whats up `?
[14:03:01] Anonymous EFer says: went to bed early doors
[14:03:11] Anonymous EFer says: but didn't actually get to sleep til 7am
[14:03:12] Polorise says: :^)
[14:03:20] Polorise says: watching the scheckels ?
[14:03:23] Anonymous EFer says: and was then woken at 7.11am by a text message saying "wow it's snowed"
[14:03:33] Polorise says: not me
[14:03:35] Anonymous EFer says: my immediate thought was "I know, I just watched it "
[14:03:42] Anonymous EFer says: nah - a mate from Zurich
[14:03:46] Polorise says: (clap)
[14:03:50] Anonymous EFer says: so I got 11 minutes sleep
[14:03:53] Anonymous EFer says: haha exactly
[14:04:03] Polorise says: thought best to wait off
[14:04:10] Anonymous EFer says:
[14:04:18] Anonymous EFer says: nah soon as I got that I was up
[14:08:33] Polorise says: much snow in XYZ
[14:08:44] Anonymous EFer says: not a lot - maybe an inch and a half
[14:08:56] Anonymous EFer says: enough for me to be grinning like a cheshire cat though
[14:09:19] Polorise says: am off to Grindelwald on Saturday ... Wengen & Murren ...wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee
[14:09:27] Anonymous EFer says: awesome
[14:09:45] Anonymous EFer says: was planning on Flumserberg this weekend but I don't have any kit yet and i can't bve arsed to hire it
[14:09:52] Polorise says: MK II was going mental this morning, first snow he has seen
[14:09:55] Anonymous EFer says: will wait til I've bought some stuff and then head across
[14:10:03] Anonymous EFer says: hahaha I can bet
[14:10:35] Polorise says: thought the window was going to bang out, he gave it such a caning " Wow Daddy, Wow !!!"
[14:10:40] Polorise says: nice start to the day
[14:10:53] Polorise says: get Scrabbling btw ...
[14:11:08] Anonymous EFer says: kk
[14:12:25] Anonymous EFer says: back to you...
[14:12:41] Polorise says: Skype Pong ... yay !!!
[14:12:48] Anonymous EFer says: HAHAHA
[14:14:57] Polorise says: now I boil your bunny ......... ;(
[14:15:08] Anonymous EFer says: ...?
[14:15:28] Polorise says: your Great Escape ... you have the Barmy Army in the flat .... fecker
[14:16:01] Anonymous EFer says: ahhhh i seeeee
[14:16:08] Polorise says: :@
[14:16:15] Anonymous EFer says: you need to have a big letter left for me to pull it back though
[14:16:29] Polorise says: fraid not .... (dance)
[14:16:36] Anonymous EFer says: arse
[14:16:49] Polorise says: you has one
[14:16:52] Anonymous EFer says: I'll just stick this I down anywhere then...no point looking for a high score
[14:17:03] Anonymous EFer says: had it, got rid of it last time
[14:17:55] Anonymous EFer says: your start, I believe...
[14:19:12] Polorise says: ding ding .... Mrs P likes this ....
[14:20:23] Anonymous EFer says: how comes...?
[14:20:43] Polorise says: Scrabulous
[14:21:01] Polorise says: my starting word ?
[14:21:09] Anonymous EFer says: hahahahaha
[14:21:10] Anonymous EFer says: classic
[14:21:23] Polorise says: (angel)
[14:21:47] Polorise says: she held out for three months all the same, class chcik
[14:22:01] Anonymous EFer says: rofl
[14:23:00] Polorise says: bee bop
[14:25:43] Anonymous EFer says: *ping*
[14:32:16] Polorise says: oops, sorry, someone wanted to talk work ...
[14:32:24] Polorise says: *pong*
[14:33:11] Anonymous EFer says: haha
[14:34:10] Polorise says: have you met Natasha
[14:34:19] Anonymous EFer says: yeah loads of times
[14:34:22] Anonymous EFer says: very cool girl
[14:34:35] Polorise says: seems it ... have a crush on her voice
[14:36:11] Anonymous EFer says: haha
[14:36:17] Anonymous EFer says: I'll tell her you said so
[14:36:30] Polorise says: feel free .....
[14:37:14] Polorise says: there are moments when I wistfully ponder over my free & single days .... (wasntme)
[14:37:22] Anonymous EFer says: I'm in them now
[14:37:30] Anonymous EFer says: not all they're cracked up to be I tells ya
[14:37:39] Polorise says: wanker .....
[14:37:47] Anonymous EFer says: exactly
[14:38:20] Polorise says: bWahahhahah
[14:38:41] Polorise says: I am thinking on a copy paste of this conversation onto EF .... (ninja)
[14:38:49] Polorise says: (rofl)
[14:39:06] Anonymous EFer says:
[14:39:21] Anonymous EFer says: *ping*

You've got too much time on yer hands Mr P. Come and shovel some poo instead.

Rofl....I'm Pm you you tart and provide evidence of the non-existance.

I have my ideas who this is, one of 2 people

my time is otherwise booked Farmhand .... however HR informed me this morning that I have 4 more days holiday than I previously thought .... may drop by Flums in the near future to partake in a fine malt having spent the day faceplanting.

Bets on Terryhall or DannyL

Your mother?

That was sneaky nearly missed that..

well it certainly wasn't Tash ...

I have ski gear

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That's what I thought so must leave...

The one the only mrrrrr Terryhall!

I've got a PM exchange I could post, but I really wouldn't want to embarrass anyone... .

Me too Nairda, someone was really having a go at me. Luckily I am a big girl in all senses of the word

That has Terry Hall written all over it!!!

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Hmm wakey wakey hugh

Mra Abu wins the chocolate coated squirrel of Bern ... congrats mate, I hope to be able to deliver it personally, however will probably have eaten it by the time I get of my arse & get to Zürich ...

however Anna said that she would love to swap a gold star if you give her a chocolate one ...

Pffft. I have an e-mail to prove that I had figured it by 8.50am this morning.


Amateurs.

wonder who that could have been from .......

Lets thank god you didn't type chocolate starfish in that sentence!

Actually, I worked it out all by myself: he had talked about the time that he woke up (7.11) on two separate occasions yesterday (once in the IM and another in an e-mail)

dopy ginger git .... his lack of sleep obviously affected his powers of due dilligence ....