errr ... was there a hidden message in my posts that I wasn't aware of?

Kakak, where I got say you big as Jupiter one? <--- sometimes, I have got to love Singlish!

Yah lah! But it was just me twisting the words in your mouth and a bit of a side-stab to the lovely males who have been known to say things like "you have a pretty face, but..." or, particular favourite from an ex of mine "it's a good thing you are not beautiful, it would be dangerous with a mind like yours". Nobody's perfect but that doesn't mean one has to be grateful for just any attention you get. And anyway, I'm rather fond of cats.

After my last weekend shennigans of being push back into the toilet by a fit swiss lady who basically trying to rip my clothes off, all of the above mentioned on how soul-less and the negativity of a Swiss women is absolutely untrue.

Come on now, you can't leave it at that. At least let us know if she succeeded in ripping your clothes off!

do girlfriends count ?

Or mountain cats?

Sadly and very politely, I have to turn her advances down. 15mins is just too long to be away from the DJ console and furthermore, I have to be professional.

I almost groaned at you for that one . . . . bad form man. . . .

Ok, ok, wait.

You are a DJ? And you have Rick Astley in your signature?

Awesome.

Rick and I, we go a long way!

Many hundreds of Indians with Swiss wives!

Also statistics show that Swiss women are almost as likely to marry a non-Swiss.

They are not that difficult,l I have myself a swiss girlfriend, but then I am really really ridiculously good looking....

ehh excuse me Mister.

My teacher once told me that the word ridiculous and good looking can't complement each other. It's either you look ridicolous or you're good looking. So which one are you? and she also told me that self praise is no praise.

It seems that your while teaching you about what words compliment each other and self praise, he-she never tought you about sarcasm and sense of humour.....what a shame.

Note to self.
Must stop giving out cakes.

Personally, I found LordMonkey's post to be pretty funny and very sarcastic. Maybe I'm confused??

Yes.

Indeed. (word added to make up the space)

dave

I was just messing and hoping for a funny reply but, perhaps, Brizzy can't handle the Magnum. *pout*

This is the best thread ive read in a while... wasted so much time at work reading this....

From my experience....

Swiss women are somewhat.."direct". (open for interpretation)

The biggest problem i have with women is myself, im like a dog with a bone, a child with a new toy....

As much as id love the relationship, i love sex more... sorry, im just being blunt about it.

In my case I just went over the inflexion point and now appreciate more the relationship than the sex itself...