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Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

Just seen the phone hoax DJs being interviewed on Oz TV.
Both the TV host(ess)/interviewer and the female DJ are quite chubby (size 14 is being kind) - especially round the chops, with bleached blond hair.

If two women are like this on the same program, this must mean that all aussie women are like this ................ why?
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Old 10.12.2012, 08:18
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

Wow, you've got in early for the most moronic post of the week award.
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Old 10.12.2012, 08:22
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

I see where you're going with this. Slow day at work?
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Old 10.12.2012, 08:23
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

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Just seen the phone hoax DJs being interviewed on Oz TV.
Both the TV host(ess)/interviewer and the female DJ are quite chubby (size 14 is being kind) - especially round the chops, with bleached blond hair.

If two women are like this on the same program, this must mean that all aussie women are like this ................ why?
Naughty naughty
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Old 10.12.2012, 08:32
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

Well, I have an female Australian friend who just happens to be a chubby blonde!

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Old 10.12.2012, 08:33
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

It must be our English blood...
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

Love it Tildaoz...great answer!!!
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

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Just seen the phone hoax DJs being interviewed on Oz TV.
Both the TV host(ess)/interviewer and the female DJ are quite chubby (size 14 is being kind) - especially round the chops, with bleached blond hair.

If two women are like this on the same program, this must mean that all aussie women are like this ................ why?
WOW, So now the total population of a country is represented by a talk show?
must remember this when I watch BBC morning news
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

Less of the bucking fastard, I'd say, more of the

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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

Kylie looks great!
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Old 10.12.2012, 09:12
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

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WOW, So now the total population of a country is represented by a talk show?
must remember this when I watch BBC morning news

You're obviously not familiar with Aussieswiss and his numerous threads generalising about the whole Swiss nation are you?
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Old 10.12.2012, 09:25
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

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Just seen the phone hoax DJs being interviewed on Oz TV.
Both the TV host(ess)/interviewer and the female DJ are quite chubby (size 14 is being kind) - especially round the chops, with bleached blond hair.

If two women are like this on the same program, this must mean that all aussie women are like this ................ why?
At least they know how to operate a microwave.
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

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Yeah but she sounds bloody awful.
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Old 10.12.2012, 09:41
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

There must be a lot of Australian women in America.
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Old 10.12.2012, 09:48
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

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Just seen the phone hoax DJs being interviewed on Oz TV.
Both the TV host(ess)/interviewer and the female DJ are quite chubby (size 14 is being kind) - especially round the chops, with bleached blond hair.

If two women are like this on the same program, this must mean that all aussie women are like this ................ why?
i think it is because of all the Fosters they drink (which we all know to be an australian drink and is drunk by australians all the time - even though they protest this is not true) and the koalas they eat (i assume they are full of saturated fats).
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Old 10.12.2012, 09:51
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

My mother is chubby and blonde, though not Australian.

Can someone please explain to me what exactly is wrong with a woman being chubby and blonde?
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Re: Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?

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Just seen the phone hoax DJs being interviewed on Oz TV.
Both the TV host(ess)/interviewer and the female DJ are quite chubby (size 14 is being kind) - especially round the chops, with bleached blond hair.

If two women are like this on the same program, this must mean that all aussie women are like this ................ why?
Ask AussieSwiss?
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Too much of a good thing lead to this:
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Why are all Australian women chubby blondes?
I think it's a legal thing, so they don't get confused for the PM.

Who's not blonde.

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I think it's a legal thing, so they don't get confused for the PM.

Who's not blonde.

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