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19.01.2008, 15:44
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| | | Im in love....
.....with my hairdresser.
She is basicly J-Lo with boobs.
That is all, just thought i would share...... | 
19.01.2008, 16:11
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| | | Re: Im in love.... | Quote: | |  | | | .....with my hairdresser.
She is basicly J-Lo with boobs.
That is all, just thought i would share......  | | | | | That's nice. Did she use NLP on you??
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19.01.2008, 16:32
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| | | Re: Im in love....
lol, frankly she can use anything she likes on me........
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19.01.2008, 16:34
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| | | Re: Im in love....
I all for the use of the phrase: "I'm in lust".
...hmmm, doesn't j-lo have boobs?
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19.01.2008, 16:36
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Sorry, should of used the word 'big'.
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19.01.2008, 22:48
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| | | Re: Im in love.... | Quote: | |  | | | That's nice. Did she use NLP on you?? | | | | | haha
Maybe you should post where she works so that everyone can go and visit her....
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19.01.2008, 23:08
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| | | Re: Im in love....
I'm a little concerned that a gentleman should be having his hair cut by a lady barber. Unless, of course, the gentleman is a Portuguese footballer, in which case we may excuse his feminine preferences.
A gentleman of taste should always visit a barber such as the charming fellow who occasionally cuts hair in his little shop opposite the Oliver Twist in Rindermarkt, Zurich, in between watching videos of old blues and rock performances, drinking beer and schmoozing with various fascinating and somewhat eccentric visitors. I couldn't guarantee the quality of the trim (although I have never had cause to complain), but the entertainment is without compare. Sitting in the chair, bottle in hand, one is treated to an endless stream of walk-on characters, a little like being the guest star in a formulaic situation comedy. Indeed, both the Muppets and Desmonds spring to mind.
So, if 'styling' is less your thing, and hearty masculine entertainment is as important to you as the scent of the pomade, pay the chap a visit. Tell him you know me. He won't know who the hell I am, but you might get a beer out of him all the same...
Good luck!
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20.01.2008, 11:13
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| | | Re: Im in love.... | Quote: | |  | | | I'm a little concerned that a gentleman should be having his hair cut by a lady barber. Unless, of course, the gentleman is a Portuguese footballer, in which case we may excuse his feminine preferences.
A gentleman of taste should always visit a barber such as the charming fellow who occasionally cuts hair in his little shop opposite the Oliver Twist in Rindermarkt, Zurich, in between watching videos of old blues and rock performances, drinking beer and schmoozing with various fascinating and somewhat eccentric visitors. I couldn't guarantee the quality of the trim (although I have never had cause to complain), but the entertainment is without compare. Sitting in the chair, bottle in hand, one is treated to an endless stream of walk-on characters, a little like being the guest star in a formulaic situation comedy. Indeed, both the Muppets and Desmonds spring to mind.
So, if 'styling' is less your thing, and hearty masculine entertainment is as important to you as the scent of the pomade, pay the chap a visit. Tell him you know me. He won't know who the hell I am, but you might get a beer out of him all the same...
Good luck! | | | | | Yeah, but does he have a good arse?
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20.01.2008, 11:18
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| | | Re: Im in love....
I wouldn't know.
I never attended Public School, you know.
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20.01.2008, 11:25
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Getting back to the J-lo look alike with big boobs. . . .
Have you asked her out yet Swiss Chedder?
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20.01.2008, 11:34
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| | | Re: Im in love.... | Quote: | |  | | | I wouldn't know.
I never attended Public School, you know. | | | | | Well, now you have a quest. Don't come back til you know.
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20.01.2008, 11:40
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| | | Re: Im in love.... | Quote: | |  | | | Getting back to the J-lo look alike with big boobs. . . .
Have you asked her out yet Swiss Chedder? | | | | |
Not yet, but i will......
I shall keep you all informed on my progress | 
20.01.2008, 13:23
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| | | Re: Im in love.... | Quote: | |  | | | .....with my hairdresser.
She is basicly J-Lo with boobs.
That is all, just thought i would share......  | | | | | If you want to forefill your fantasy, the next time you need to get your hair cut, fly to Glasgow http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_ne...194475,00.html | 
20.01.2008, 13:30
| | | | Re: Im in love....
There was a toppless ( or nude ) hairdresser in Bern. I've seen her ad at the local newspaper some years go.
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20.01.2008, 13:36
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| | | Re: Im in love.... | Quote: | |  | | | There was a toppless ( or nude ) hairdresser in Bern. I've seen her ad at the local newspaper some years go. | | | | |
I would be a bit worried to go, if you get excited it may not just be your hair she cuts | 
20.01.2008, 13:49
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lol
Portugal, she moved here when she was a kid.
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20.01.2008, 14:07
| | | | Re: Im in love.... | Quote: | |  | | | lol
Portugal, she moved here when she was a kid. | | | | | Just don't polish you glasses under the apron whilst she cuts your hair! | 
21.01.2008, 12:31
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| | | Re: Im in love....
How does nude hairdressing work? is the crimper a naturalist? escort or just eccentric. I am having all sorts of thoughts about how she gets to her clients' houses, does she travel au naturel or is it just a gimmick.
Frankly I would have a three legged goat cut my hair if it could do a decent job. 5 haircuts I've had since we moved here and all have been poo | 
21.01.2008, 12:34
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Yes, and expensive too....
About that hairdresser in Bern, she was surely a "social" worker | |
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