They say that confession is good for the soul. I was just wondering if there were any other people out there who have done naughty things in their past and have been holding onto their guilty little secret or even secrets? For example: Being tight to the person that used to hang around your group but no one really liked. You all planned to go away for a wild weekend, got bags packed etc and then when you all met up at the train station you got all got on the train together, then snuck off again without telling the "unwanted". The poor guy ended up on a non stop couple of hours train ride to some place.

But that's quite tame, I'm sure there are lots of you out there who have done worse....I know I have !! Would anyone like to share any of their naughty little escapades ? Might be some fun reads

I know what you did last summer...





Part two:

I still know what you did last summer




This would make a great anonymous radio show...

uh-oh

'tis a dangerous thread, indeed...
Mind if I pass an' keep my secrets secret, the good 'ole "private banking" way?

UG

If I were anonymous I may well have contributed but alas.....................

I thought it was a good idea at the time...... in the house where I live no-one locks the front door. I was even told, by the long term residents that I shouldn't lock it as everyone is happy how it is. So I didn`t. A new bod moved in and one day as I was off to work, I found the front door locked. Bit of an inconvenience as I hadn't ever used the front door key and it was obviously a bit early for my brain, so it took a few minutes of standing infront of a locked door with a blank expression to figure out that we also have a back door (but if you go out that door you can't lock it again from outside). I spoke to New-bod and asked him if he was worried about the neighbourhood, no - in fact he'd lived next door before and knew there where no probs. Every-one else spoke to him and asked him not to lock the front door, notes where written, pinned up and signed in solidarity asking him not to lock the front door. He went to the real-estate people complaining about us and demanding a new-house-order. We all got letter telling us that after such-a-date the doors must be locked......
I stuffed tissue into the lock... now it doesn't work...... I spent the first 24 hours thinking HA HA You bastard. Then it hit me, we (the whole house) COULD be burgled and it will all be MY fault! shit

My goodness, where to start...........................
I won't until a few more people have put their own up

Well....





...This one time....






...At Band Camp....

Knew you couldn't resist this one! What about band practice?

When i was at boarding school i had the room mate that everyone would take the piss out of. She was VERY gullible. So a few of us thought it might be fun to get her to believe that Satan was talkin to her. One of the lads there made a tape recording of himself (voice disguised) and said that he was the devil and he wanted her to be one of his followers.

Every evening we had study hall for a couple of hours, and we were allowed to play our music quietly. So I popped in the tape which played a couple of songs at the beginning but then began to deliver its message to my room mate. I just carried on singing along and nodding my head as though another song was playing. Well my poor room mate went very still, she asked me if I'd heard anything but I played ignorant. We carried this on for a few evenings then made another tape with different instructions. This one we played to her when she was in the bath one night. She was told to answer yes or no answers to the questions the devil was about to ask her. So we're playing this tape and there is a group of us outside the bathroom listening to her answers trying not to piss ourselves laughing. She ended up agreeing to be a follower of satan and agreed to have his baby !!!! (She really was gullible!!) However she finally ended up telling the religious studies teacher who resided in the boarding unit and told her that she thought she was having a joke played upon her. We all got bollocked, and left her alone for a while. Then however........there was the time she believed she could bend spoons like Uri Geller, and another time she thought she was pregnant because she had all the side effects that we "advised" her could occur in early pregnancy......but those are other stories.

We once convinced a pretty dim boy that if you had a windy winter it made the summer blow round more quickly.
We locked a foul couple in their room in India causing them to miss their flight. I don't feel too bad about the last one, they were truly horrid Brits abroad in a former Commonwealth country

When my brother was young he had Thomas The Tank Engine wall paper on his bedroom wall, and i convinced him he could hear Thomas coming down the tracks when he put his ear to the Thomas Engine

we had a somewhat dimwitted guy in our army platoon. One day he was ordered to do guard duty (night shift). We had been (ab)using ephedra pills (were still legal back then) to stay awake at night all the time so we had the guy who usually procured them for us take the dim-wit a glass of water and two pills. Needless to say, they contained no effedra but were semi-potent sleeping pills. He never made it to his night-shift... instead he fell asleep in his bunk and got into major trouble when they found him asleep in his room about two hours after his shift had started

Me and Jekyll are best friends in real life

I wanted to thank you and groan at you but unfortunately it is not possible to do both.

I have requested a sigh button.