I think at 88 a stripper might be a bit too much - but you know your Mum best.
From the minute she wakes up you have to spoil her all day. Breakfast maybe in bed, some flowers, then a great day out with a fab meal somewhere really special. Maybe a little afternoon tea somewhere and a quiet evening in with you & your family. Get your daughter to maybe make a card with lots of photos on it.
Maybe then when she is relaxing after being spoilt rotton, then your stripper could arrive