Ear Cleaning

A good way to clean you ears:

• use a generic pen
• stick the non-writing end in your mouth and dampen so it's lubricated
• then stick it in your ear
• ensure you examine the "product" and repeat until satisfied
• clean it off with your fingers
• and then put the pen-end back in your gob

I've seen this with my own eyes today....

You forgot the last step:

• and then put the pen-end back in the stationery cupboard

I thought twice about posting this . . . more than twice.
I'll apologise in advance, sorry.


I used to sit next to a guy in London who would ..

pick his zits
n' eat the proceeds...


v nasty.

This should be called the vomit thread, methinks.