So the legend goes, that Jesus will come back from heaven to help us fight sin (or similar) and save us all from ourselves.
There are also a lot of people that claim that Aliens will come down from the skies and help us overcome cancer, world famine, the credit crunch, Will Smith etc.

So I got to thinking, what would be more fun...aliens or Jesus?
N.B. Of course if you are of another religious faith, pick your own big chief holy man fella and imagine he came back.

If Jesus came down that might mean the end of the world, which would be kinda rubbish, but at least we would all know the answer to "If God exists"
If Aliens came down they would either eat us all, (brrraaa!!! face hugger) or teach us with their amazing technology how to build a bloody toaster that doesn't burn or under cook toast every time....is there anyone that doesn't double pop their toast?


(Technically of course Jesus could be an alien, but that rather muddies the waters, so for the purpose of debate Aliens and Jesus are not the same thing)

Interesting idea Mr Planty, was this the sort of thing you're meaning:

Aliens who look like Jesus. Now that would be fun, though since no one really knows what Jesus looks like, how would we know he had come back in the first place and that he isn't an alien? Personally I would take aliens and run the risk of being zapped. Sins get washed away lot quicker at the end of ray gun.
Regarding the toaster question, good point, I'm a double popper. Actually I would rather that the aliens would remove Tom Cruise from existance and give us the true meaning of life, but that's just me.