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13.11.2008, 10:46
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| | | Help a fat loser bang a fat bird http://helpavirgin.com/
Why he can't just pay for sex instead of humiliating himself is beyond me..and if his only "friend" is not another ham beast I will be amazed.
These are the kind of sites that disappoint me on the internet, people seem hell bent on portraying themselves as sad lonely idiots with no pride or sense of the ridiculous.
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13.11.2008, 10:49
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He probably isn't a virgin - or even a man. The site seems to be a clever Amazon affiliate...
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13.11.2008, 10:55
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Whether it's real or not, the idea is a little creepy. What happened to pride in ones self? By the sounds of it, I bet his friend deliberately set the hits so high!
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13.11.2008, 12:13
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| | | Re: Help a fat loser bang a fat bird | Quote: | |  | | | He probably isn't a virgin - or even a man. The site seems to be a clever Amazon affiliate... | | | | | How do you know that?
I agree though, it probably is fake, at least I hope it is.
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13.11.2008, 13:03
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What is wrong with being 25 and still a virgin | 
13.11.2008, 13:11
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haven't got time to read the thread, but don't be so hard on yourself Planthead, you're not a loser.
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13.11.2008, 14:06
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| | | Re: Help a fat loser bang a fat bird | Quote: | |  | | | haven't got time to read the thread, but don't be so hard on yourself Planthead, you're not a loser. | | | | | Where's my bloody groan button. | Quote: | |  | | | What is wrong with being 25 and still a virgin  | | | | | If you are a boy it means you have a massively strong wrist and probably a squint, as well as being slightly dribbly when confronted with members of the opposite sex (in fact the word member probably just started moving blood to different parts of your body)
Being male and a virgin is not a desired situation to be in at any time beyond puberty.
If you are a girl you must either be highly religious or some kind of hippacrocapig.
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13.11.2008, 14:13
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| | | Re: Help a fat loser bang a fat bird http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
I have only seen abit of this site, but I find it quite sweet and will send my secret soon.
edit, I feel sorry for the marathon man. | Quote: | |  | | | These are the kind of sites that disappoint me on the internet, people seem hell bent on portraying themselves as sad lonely idiots with no pride or sense of the ridiculous. | | | | |
Last edited by i-b-deborah; 13.11.2008 at 14:14.
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13.11.2008, 14:34
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| | | Re: Help a fat loser bang a fat bird | Quote: | |  | | |
If you are a boy it means you have a massively strong wrist and probably a squint, as well as being slightly dribbly when confronted with members of the opposite sex (in fact the word member probably just started moving blood to different parts of your body) ...... | | | | | And you know this, How??? | 
13.11.2008, 14:38
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| | | Re: Help a fat loser bang a fat bird | Quote: | |  | | | And you know this, How???  | | | | | I remember being 16, and just applied a Mathematical multiplier to the effect.
I believe turning Japanesie would sum up the combined effect.
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13.11.2008, 14:39
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| | | Re: Help a fat loser bang a fat bird | Quote: | |  | | | I remember being 16, and just applied a Mathematical multiplier to the effect.
I believe turning Japanesie would sum up the combined effect. | | | | |
OK, we believe you | 
13.11.2008, 14:46
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You don't need to believe, just wander into an IT department in any company you chose and you will see examples that fit the above description.
You don't need to believe, just wander into an EF forum event and you will see examples that fit the above description.
Not sure which of the above 2 I should add, I guess both could be true, I think they pretty much offend everyone.
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13.11.2008, 14:58
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| | | Re: Help a fat loser bang a fat bird | Quote: | |  | | | hippacrocapig | | | | | ¨
Love it Planthead. Thanks for my new favourite word. | 
13.11.2008, 15:14
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I'm sure a movie showing a male being virgin at 25 and how some lovely, generous woman of some sort "would take care" of him introducing him bla bla bla, we'd all go oh how cute and all ... !!! You're such hypocrites | 
13.11.2008, 15:55
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| | | Re: Help a fat loser bang a fat bird | Quote: | |  | | | I'm sure a movie showing a male being virgin at 25 and how some lovely, generous woman of some sort "would take care" of him introducing him bla bla bla, we'd all go oh how cute and all ... !!! You're such hypocrites  | | | | | I don't think the word "cute" has ever past my lips...also this film has been made and was pants, he was 40 though. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422/ | 
13.11.2008, 16:08
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| | | Re: Help a fat loser bang a fat bird | Quote: | |  | | | Where's my bloody groan button.
If you are a boy it means you have a massively strong wrist and probably a squint, as well as being slightly dribbly when confronted with members of the opposite sex (in fact the word member probably just started moving blood to different parts of your body)
Being male and a virgin is not a desired situation to be in at any time beyond puberty.
If you are a girl you must either be highly religious or some kind of hippacrocapig. | | | | | So to sum up, virginity=undesirable state=must be an unattractive sample of humanity=should not advertise the fact. Fair enough. Does just "plain unlucky" fall into this at all?
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13.11.2008, 18:04
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| | | Re: Help a fat loser bang a fat bird | Quote: | |  | | | So to sum up, virginity=undesirable state=must be an unattractive sample of humanity=should not advertise the fact. Fair enough. Does just "plain unlucky" fall into this at all? | | | | | Good summation.
Nope, poverty or social incompetence, but not bad luck spread over at least 7 years.
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13.11.2008, 18:52
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| | | Re: Help a fat loser bang a fat bird | Quote: | |  | | | How do you know that?
I agree though, it probably is fake, at least I hope it is. | | | | | i can't decide, it seems a half-assed effort at being real/fake. either ways, it's not particularly entertaining. | |
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