It's amazing any of us survived our childhood what with eating raw cookie dough, lubing ourselves in Baby Oil and basting out in the summer sun, riding our bikes and roller skates with no helmets or padding. Wading in creeks barefoot, climbing trees with no safety harnesses, being gone for hours and hours unsupervised with no cell phones. We should have been doomed from the get-go marinating in wombs while our mothers continued to smoke their Benson & Hedges and slurp vodka martinis and get their hair dyed. Then they had the audacity to feed us out of bottles, not boobs, and transport us in vehicles with no car seats. Shocking that there are even any of alive between 35 and 55!