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Old 15.09.2010, 19:20
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A Zum Fuss.

Q Wie bitte?

zu fuss?

A. Von hintern, schnell und hart.

Q. Was kostet den hund am Fenster?
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Old 15.09.2010, 19:24
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A Zum Fuss.

Q Wie bitte?

A. Gewoehnlich habe ich keine Ahnung. Ich habe gesagt 'gute nakt' anstelle von 'gute Nacht'.

Q. Wie viel Zeit bevor ein Mod hat diesen Pfosten geloescht, denkst du?
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Old 15.09.2010, 19:28
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A. Nicht lang, Aber wir haben immer noch ein bischen zeit, weil sie wurfen alle ihre blick auf die anderen thread.

Q. War das richtig geschreiben?
Hoch wahrscheinlich uberhaupt nicht!
Darum brauchen wir so eine thread.
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A. Gewoehnlich habe ich keine Ahnung. Ich habe gesagt 'gute nakt' anstelle von 'gute Nacht'.

Q. Wie viel Zeit bevor ein Mod hat diesen Pfosten geloescht, denkst du?
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Old 15.09.2010, 19:29
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A. Wir konnen das hier in dieser-n/keine ahnung) thread machen....oder?

Q. Wie komme ich am besten zum Bahnhof bitte?
A: Dieser Thread. Beim S9 Zug Zug.

Q: Qu'est-ce que se passe la gare?
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A. Gewoehnlich habe ich keine Ahnung. Ich habe gesagt 'gute nakt' anstelle von 'gute Nacht'.

Q. Wie viel Zeit bevor ein Mod hat diesen Pfosten geloescht, denkst du?
A: Bitte knacken Sie mir die Synapsen!

Q: Wo Du wolle?
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Old 15.09.2010, 19:35
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A. Ich will es neben ihn.

Q. Sollen wir jetzt fang uber anderen mitglieder an zu klatchen?

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A: Dieser Thread. Beim S9 Zug Zug.

Q: Qu'est-ce que se passe la gare?

A. Je ne sais pas.


Q. Was hat Treverus geschrieben? Es ist richtig schwer. (Wolle?)
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A. Google ist dein freund

Q. Wurum ist Deutch so schwerig?
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Q. Was hat Treverus geschrieben? Es ist richtig schwer. (Wolle?)
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Old 15.09.2010, 19:43
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A. Google ist dein freund

Q. Wurum ist Deutch so schwerig?
A1. Und Google sagt: Fates-moi exploser les synapses!

A2. Parce que les Allemands sont forts, trs, trs forts.

Q. La bourse ou la vie?
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Q. Wurum ist Deutch so schwerig?
A: S'isch wirkli nd so schwiirig.

Q: Where's the beef?
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Re: Questions and Answers

A. In the other thread.

Q. Anyone have any other languages they would like to try out?

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A: S'isch wirkli nd so schwiirig.

Q: Where's the beef?
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Old 15.09.2010, 19:55
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A. In the other thread.

Q. Anyone have any other languages they would like to try out?

A. Ya, ada. Terima kasih.

Q. Fahamkah anda Bahasa Malaysia?
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Old 15.09.2010, 19:56
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Dat kan.

Hoe heet een Chinees?
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Old 15.09.2010, 20:04
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A. Je ne sais pas.


Q. Was hat Treverus geschrieben?
A. "Wo Du wolle?"
Q. Mach Platz, ich bin der was?
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Old 15.09.2010, 20:08
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A. "Wo Du wolle?"
Q. Mach Platz, ich bin der was?

A. "Where do you want (it)?" (I'd thought Wolle was wool.)

Q. What does "Make room, I am the what?" mean?
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A. "Where do you want (it)?" (I'd thought Wolle was wool.)

Q. What does "Make room, I am the what?" mean?
A. The correct answer would have been "der Landvogt". And it is not "Where do you want it?" but "Where you want?" as a broken Turkish-German taxi driver question for "Where do you want me to drive you?"



Q. Why is it called "Stirb Langsam" when he never actually dies?
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Old 15.09.2010, 20:34
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Q. Anyone have any other languages they would like to try out?
Svar: J, eins og til dmis slensku? a vri gaman.

Spurning: Hva tli margir geti tta sig hva etta ir okkar ilhra?
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Q. Why is it called "Stirb Langsam" when he never actually dies?
A: Well, you can't get much slower than that.

Q: Is the leftover Bolognese in my fridge still safe to eat?
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A: Well, you can't get much slower than that.

Q: Is the leftover Bolognese in my fridge still safe to eat?

A. Not if it tastes funny or has grown furry legs and started to 'geht langsam' away.


Q. Who's watching a Champions League match tonight and what channel is it on?
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Q. Who's watching a Champions League match tonight and what channel is it on?
A: Me and STV.

Q: How will I know if it tastes funny, without tasting it?
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