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Old 04.10.2010, 10:22
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Q. What is your opinion on glasses--hot or not?
A: Hotness is in the eyes behind the glasses

Q: Shaving: manual or electric?
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Old 04.10.2010, 10:26
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A: Hotness is in the eyes behind the glasses

Q: Shaving: manual or electric?
A. It depends on the region...

Q. Why didn't anyone answer my question?
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Old 04.10.2010, 10:49
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A. It depends on the region...

Q. Why didn't anyone answer my question?
A. Because you didn't say please.

Q. I have a presentation in about 15min....what are the chances somebody will notice if I leave the fly open?
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Old 04.10.2010, 10:54
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A. Because you didn't say please.

Q. I have a presentation in about 15min....what are the chances somebody will notice if I leave the fly open?
it is a probability of 1.
The probability that they say something much much less....
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Old 05.10.2010, 16:08
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it is a probability of 1.
The probability that they say something much much less....

A. Jelly Babies like to party

Q. Is it possible to fly long-haul and not catch some sort of illness?
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Old 05.10.2010, 17:52
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A. Jelly Babies like to party

Q. Is it possible to fly long-haul and not catch some sort of illness?
A. Of course, if you own a private jet. (oh, never mind, forgot about affluenza...)

Q. Is it crazy to try to make this and then this? (and p.s. where can I buy light corn syrup in ZH?)
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Old 05.10.2010, 19:07
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A. Of course, if you own a private jet. (oh, never mind, forgot about affluenza...)

Q. Is it crazy to try to make this and then this? (and p.s. where can I buy light corn syrup in ZH?)
A. Definitely not if we are all invited to yours for an "all-you-can-eat" evening!

Q. If you were a famous character from a play, who would you be?
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Old 05.10.2010, 19:09
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Q. If you were a famous character from a play, who would you be?
A: Lady Macbeth. And I'd get myself a dog called Spot.

Q: Should I get out of bed? It's after six already...
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Old 05.10.2010, 19:16
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A: Lady Macbeth. And I'd get myself a dog called Spot.

Q: Should I get out of bed? It's after six already...
A. Out! Out! It's time for your sleep-walk!

Q. What if you were a colour? What colour would you be?
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Old 05.10.2010, 19:18
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Q. What if you were a colour? What colour would you be?
A: Black! Black! We crawl on our knees to oblivion! You locked me in the cellar, mother, and fed me with pins! Black! Black!

Q: Could someone pop to the Viadukt and get me a bottle of port? Ta.
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Old 05.10.2010, 23:38
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A. No you're taking meds. Don't scratch & get some rest. Q. What is your favorite time of year and why ?
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Old 05.10.2010, 23:40
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A. No you're taking meds. Don't scratch & get some rest. Q. What is your favorite time of year and why ?
A: Fall - the beginning of October in fact! For me it's the wind, and the first few leaves... and now since moving to Switzerland, the return of the roasted chestnuts!

Q: How did you know he was scratching?!
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Old 05.10.2010, 23:49
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A. Of course, if you own a private jet. (oh, never mind, forgot about affluenza...)

Q. Is it crazy to try to make this and then this? (and p.s. where can I buy light corn syrup in ZH?)
WHOOOOHOOOO!!!!! I forgot about my Butterfinger I got in the fridge that I brought home from the airport!!!

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ehmm, alright, here we go A: He knew he was scratching because he usually has the itch around this time of the year.

Q: Should I eat the Butterfiner now?
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Old 05.10.2010, 23:53
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WHOOOOHOOOO!!!!! I forgot about my Butterfinger I got in the fridge that I brought home from the airport!!!

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ehmm, alright, here we go A: He knew he was scratching because he usually has the itch around this time of the year.

Q: Should I eat the Butterfiner now?
A. Just do it!

Q. So loving this gorgeous weather.. So, my question is, do you think that there really is such thing as global warming? Or is it just a conspiracy?
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Old 06.10.2010, 00:07
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A. Just do it!

Q. So loving this gorgeous weather.. So, my question is, do you think that there really is such thing as global warming? Or is it just a conspiracy?
A: No, it's just all blown out of proportion

Q: I didn't eat the Butterfinger as it's too late...but is it alright if I eat it after the workout in the morning...as hmm, nutritional breakfast bar?
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Old 06.10.2010, 00:22
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A: Fall - the beginning of October in fact! For me it's the wind, and the first few leaves... and now since moving to Switzerland, the return of the roasted chestnuts!

Q: How did you know he was scratching?!
A. Because he said so on the prior page at 21.32 on Oct 3rd ! That is how she knew (lib). Hey hey.... I'm not that cheeky ! A. Have your butterfinger 1 hour after your workout and the thé calories Will be for free. Q. How long can you spend without reading EF ?
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Old 06.10.2010, 00:27
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Q. How long can you spend without reading EF ?
A:Now I've discovered tv tropes, hours!



Q: Is there any way out of tv tropes?
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Old 06.10.2010, 00:29
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A:Now I've discovered tv tropes, hours!



Q: Is there any way out of tv tropes?
A: Only if you live in Schwyz.

Q: Why does Mr. Vertigo have the vitruvian man as his avatar?
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Old 21.10.2010, 18:33
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A: Only if you live in Schwyz.

Q: Why does Mr. Vertigo have the vitruvian man as his avatar?
A. Because Homer in the doughnut was taken.

Q. Whatever happened to reading the thread before posting something (most often stupid) that has been answered (or even asked) at least once already?
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Q. Whatever happened to reading the thread before posting something (most often stupid) that has been answered (or even asked) at least once already?
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Q. Whatever happened to reading the thread before posting something (most often stupid) that has been answered (or even asked) at least once already?
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