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27.07.2010, 12:57
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Q. When did women over 40 become more attractive than women under 25?
| | | | | Answer: When you get over 50 and realise that chasing women half your age is pathetic
Question: What is the best way to make someone get out of the house immediately?
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27.07.2010, 12:59
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| | | Quote: | | | | | Answer: When you get over 50 and realise that chasing women half your age is pathetic
Question: What is the best way to make someone get out of the house immediately? | | | | | A. Release a 100 mice.
Q. What comes after trillion?
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27.07.2010, 13:03
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| Quote: | | | | | Q. What comes after trillion? | | | | | Answer : Just google it
Question : What does this NARU under some users (like Lob) mean?
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27.07.2010, 13:05
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Question : What does this NARU under some users (like Lob) mean? | | | | |
A: Not A Registered User(I think)...or fecked off with everyone attacking them for being moderators and causing endless DRAMA, so they left.
Q. Would you want to be a Moderator?
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27.07.2010, 13:05
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| Quote: | | | | | Answer : Just google it
Question : What does this NARU under some users (like Lob) mean? | | | | | Not a registered user. I think.
Q: Where has my motivation and discipline gone?  |
27.07.2010, 13:12
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| Quote: | | | | | Not a registered user. I think.
Q: Where has my motivation and discipline gone? | | | | | A. Down the drain. Hopefully it won't last.
Q. Without google, (not everyone's brain dead yet I hope), what comes after trillion?
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27.07.2010, 13:12
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| Quote: | | | | | Q. Would you want to be a Moderator? | | | | | A. No
Q. where can I get free beer?
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27.07.2010, 13:13
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| Quote: | | | | | Q. Would you want to be a Moderator? | | | | | Answer. Yeah Sure.
Question : If swim is SUCH a good exercise, then why whales are SO fat ?
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27.07.2010, 13:13
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| Quote: | | | | | Q. Would you want to be a Moderator? | | | | | A. No dude, you had to be a little crazy for wanting that, don't you? 
I'll ask the same Q as Kittster 
Q: Where has my motivation and discipline gone?
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27.07.2010, 13:18
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| Quote: | | | | | A. Am I bovered ?
Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose ? | | | | | A. You don't
Q. If EF is such an effective dating site why are we still all hanging out online?
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27.07.2010, 13:34
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Q. where can I get free beer?
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A: This was a mythical time that will never come around again. The answer is not possible. | Quote: | |  | | | Q: Where has my motivation and discipline gone? | | | | | A. Down the toilet like last nights kebab and beer.
Q. Where should I move too?
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27.07.2010, 13:36
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| Quote: | | | | | A. Down the drain. Hopefully it won't last.
Q. Without google, (not everyone's brain dead yet I hope), what comes after trillion? | | | | | I'd guess a Quadrillion (or maybe a Tetrillion). Or maybe an IMF bailout.
Will an ADSL2+ router work with plain old ADSL?
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27.07.2010, 13:45
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| Quote: | | | | | Q. What comes after trillion? | | | | | A. A trillion and one.
Q. Why do people press harder on the buttons of the TV remote when they know the battery's dead?
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27.07.2010, 13:50
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| Quote: | | | | | Q. Why do people press harder on the buttons of the TV remote when they know the battery's dead?
. | | | | | A: Because it makes the little men inside the remote work faster.
Q: Why did the network cancel Boston Legal?
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27.07.2010, 14:03
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| Quote: | | | | | Q. If EF is such an effective dating site why are we still all hanging out online? | | | | | Both of the effecting ones are apparently located in Cape Town at the moment. The rest of us remain on EF. | Quote: | | | | | Q. Where should I move too? | | | | | Obviously to Basel, like everyone else should do. | Quote: | | | | | Will an ADSL2+ router work with plain old ADSL? | | | | | Use the Advance search on EF for that one.
Q: Is the summer over already?
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27.07.2010, 14:23
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Q: Is the summer over already?
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A. The summer is never over in the Swissyland, it is always sunny here.
Q. Whose house were you last in (not your own)
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27.07.2010, 15:19
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Q. If EF is such an effective dating site why are we still all hanging out online? | | | | | A. Because you're all addicted.
Q. If there were 5 seasons in CH, what would the 5th be?
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27.07.2010, 15:24
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Q. If there were 5 seasons in CH, what would the 5th be? | | | | |
A. Monsoon.
Q. If you were a Kanton, which would you be and why?
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27.07.2010, 15:27
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| Quote: | | | | | A. Monsoon.
Q. If you were a Kanton, which would you be and why? | | | | | A. Basel 'cause it's the best 
Q. Why is today dragging on for so long?
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27.07.2010, 15:35
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| Quote: | | | | | A. Monsoon.
Q. If you were a Kanton, which would you be and why? | | | | | Bern, but I'd want to be Basel.
Cartoon babes/hunks. Who's the fittest?
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