Time marches on and along the way, amongst all the other stuff it discards, like the ability to drink beer in copious amounts without it going straight on your stomach, its leaves behind it old jokes that can never be refreshed by finding a new audience.

For some reason this one keeps coming to mind....

Q. What's got a hazelnut in every bite
A. Squirrel Shit!

I don't know if they still make Topic bars, but they sure don't advertise them any more.

Any more old jokes that haven't stood the test of time out there?