Can recall Herr PflanzKopf starting off a meme a while back regards becoming a global master criminal & inviting us all to submit our Dr Evil type shenanigans.
Now one better ... somebody has built a site on it. Get clicky ... be evil
As if humans needed guidelines about how to be evil ... it is all totally integrated in all of us anyway...
now let me see if I can find a dozen big fat spiders & some red eyed mices to let loose on the second floor ...