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Old 28.11.2009, 19:57
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Tiger Woods

"We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club."

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What percentage of accidents involving a male driver with a female copilot occur due to the distracting behaviour of the female?
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Old 28.11.2009, 20:05
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Re: Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

I have had one car accident ever and that was due to rowing with my wife....bless her.........and before anyone comments we did not have a row boat in the car!
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Old 28.11.2009, 20:07
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The only time I caused an accident was through the unfortunate timing of a bj. Not a scratch was incurred.
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Old 28.11.2009, 20:09
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Old 28.11.2009, 20:38
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The only time I caused an accident was through the unfortunate timing of a bj. Not a scratch was incurred.
There are times when things are best left unsaid
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Re: Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

hmmm... story sounds highly suspicious...

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/28/sp...f/29woods.html
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Old 28.11.2009, 20:55
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The only time I caused an accident was through the unfortunate timing of a bj. Not a scratch was incurred.
Dentures are just great
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Old 28.11.2009, 20:57
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Re: Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

Luckily Tiger's not badly hurt. He's just feeling a bit under par
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hmmm... story sounds highly suspicious...

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/28/sp...f/29woods.html
Especially that bit about the blow, PCP and 2 hookers found in the Escalade hours later
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The only time I caused an accident was through the unfortunate timing of a bj. Not a scratch was incurred.
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Old 28.11.2009, 21:18
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Luckily Tiger's not badly hurt. He's just feeling a bit under par
He was "in the rough"!
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Old 28.11.2009, 21:38
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True, but who said I was in the front seat!
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Old 28.11.2009, 21:39
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True, but who said I was in the front seat!
lol, I'm not sure that is better!!
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Old 28.11.2009, 21:40
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He was "in the rough"!
For trying to do 2 holes with one
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Old 28.11.2009, 21:48
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lol, I'm not sure that is better!!
I only wanted to use the cigarette lighter otherwise I was being discreet!
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Old 28.11.2009, 23:36
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Re: Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

Now in the Times:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/spo...cle6936350.ece
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/spo...cle6936315.ece
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/spo...cle6936356.ece
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Old 29.11.2009, 04:24
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Tiger Woods

Gee, I've heard of being bu$$y whipped but this angelic looking lady knocked him semi-unconscious with his own golf club it seems. I guess that it isn't funny, I hope he's OK, but the woman he is accused of having an affair with does look a bit sleazy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_372324.html

Be warned guys, this is what happens when your wife spends a lot of time at the gym or practicing her swing.

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what kind of golf club did Elin Nordegren use to smash Tiger Woods' SUV? Many callers on WFAN were saying its definitely a nine iron. Personally, I'd set the over/under at a four iron. It's not as heavy as a nine iron, but it could still cause some major damage to a car.

i'd say it was a cheater club.
http://www.nowpublic.com/sports/what...iger-woods-suv

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Old 29.11.2009, 07:47
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Re: Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

Here's the CNN news report on the (so called) "accident".

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Re: Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

She just happened to have a golf club to hand to break the back window (possibly)... sh1t I think he needs to hide the kitchen devil knives....
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She just happened to have a golf club to hand to break the back window (possibly)... sh1t I think he needs to hide the kitchen devil knives....

I would guess Tiger Wood and his wife had a row.

The usual marital story.

She has knocked out her second child.
She was "always tired looking after the children" (not up for sex anymore)
Her body was not as it was.
Tiger Wood played away from home.
He has been caught by media.

She obviously doesn' like it.

He walked out, jumped in the car to drive off; either:
(1) She chased after him, picking up a Golf Club, smashed the rear window to attack him and he lost control of the car.
(2) She had already hit him in the face with a Golf Club in the house and he had had enough.

The reason for the delay is because they are working out what they should tell the police.
Tiger is thinking:
(1) Should I tell them the truth that we had a row and the wife beat me up. (meaning the mariage is probably over)
(2) I lost control of my car, the gorgeous wife helped me (try to get marriage back again)

At the end of the day, the marriage is doomed in the long term, if not soon, soon after he retires from golf.
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