For the sake of decency I didn't call this by its proper title in the thread, but really it's Tit Cricket I'm on about.

It suddenly to mind when, in a Spanish bar tonight talking to two of the forums younger members while watching the football, not one, but two girls walked passed me, with my elbow inadvertently (honest!) brushing against their boobs.

I can't remember the rules exactly but on both occasions I was interrupting what I was saying to award myself four runs. But the guys didn't have a clue what I was on about.

I feel old. Anyone want to help me out?

Help you out by brushing against boobs in pubs? Sure

The Elbow Game is it's name