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Old 15.07.2010, 11:38
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Does EF have a breathalyzer option?

Could one be put on? The reason I ask is lately I seem to have been PMing some people when I have had a few (too many) drinks. Kinda like drunk dialing.

I know I shouldn't but I can't seem to help myself. It's getting worse too. I don't know what to do. I mean I have some fairly concrete dinner plans for Friday evening with a smoking hot woman. But after reading my sent PM's this morning.... I'm not sure dinner is going to happen.

Mods & Admins you do a sterling job here but could you work out a way to stop me PMing after say 5 beers?

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Old 15.07.2010, 11:40
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Re: Does EF have a breathalyzer option?

Can you let is know who the smoking hot woman is. Seeing as you've messed it up, maybe one of us could try instead.
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Old 15.07.2010, 11:49
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Can you let is know who the smoking hot woman is. Seeing as you've messed it up, maybe one of us could try instead.
I'm trying my best with some damage control at the moment. I'll keep you updated.

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Old 15.07.2010, 11:57
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Re: Does EF have a breathalyzer option?

Mr Nelly, to solve your problem, consider marriage, e.g. with said "smoking hot woman". Not only will she prevent you from posting embarrassing PMs but most likely she will prevent you from doing many other things while you are drunk (and while sober as well).
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Re: Does EF have a breathalyzer option?

Are you drunk now?
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Old 15.07.2010, 12:01
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Are you drunk now?
Not sure. Why? Does it make a difference to whether or not I get a breathalyzer on my account?
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Old 15.07.2010, 12:02
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Re: Does EF have a breathalyzer option?

drunk posting is the best - as those of you who've seen my facebook profile will know
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Re: Does EF have a breathalyzer option?

Can't wait to hear this story.
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Old 15.07.2010, 12:09
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Can't wait to hear this story.
IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!! Everytime I go for a drink with you, I end up with a hangover and dodgey messages in my sent items. Not sent to you of course. You are the bloke that my folks always said I shouldn't be friends with. By the way what's happening on Saturday night?
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Old 15.07.2010, 12:18
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IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!! Everytime I go for a drink with you, I end up with a hangover and dodgey messages in my sent items. Not sent to you of course. You are the bloke that my folks always said I shouldn't be friends with. By the way what's happening on Saturday night?
Don't feel too bad. I think *all* of us that go out for a drink (read: one or two) with a fellow EF'er end up slammed and then hungover the next day (case in point, last night and today).

And I guess I am not as addicted the EF as I thought. I still only drunk dial/text. I will definitely have to give it up though if I start doing this.
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Old 15.07.2010, 12:29
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I mean I have some fairly concrete dinner plans for Friday evening with a smoking hot woman. But after reading my sent PM's this morning.... I'm not sure dinner is going to happen.
Yes, if it involves a smoking hot woman then by all means skip dinner..!
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Old 15.07.2010, 12:33
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Re: Does EF have a breathalyzer option?

Rule #1:
Don't EVER go to the internet while drunk.

That said, I'm kind of upset that I never get drunken PMs. Sounds fun.

That said#2, dod sounds fun. How about leave Nelly alone with that hot woman and we go out for drinks?
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Re: Does EF have a breathalyzer option?

It's a date.
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Old 15.07.2010, 13:03
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It's a date.
Tell me where you are going..... So I can avoid it.
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Old 15.07.2010, 13:05
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Re: Does EF have a breathalyzer option?

Charming!

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Old 15.07.2010, 13:18
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I'm trying my best with some damage control at the moment. I'll keep you updated.

Aparrently my mobile also needs this feature.
Keep going, and in case you succeed, enjoy the heat yourself and PM me the smoke if you have some left over. Next Friday is not bad either.
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Old 15.07.2010, 13:23
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That said, I'm kind of upset that I never get drunken PMs. Sounds fun.
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Keep going, and in case you succeed, enjoy the heat yourself and PM me the smoke if you have some left over. Next Friday is not bad either.
Anybody else want me to PM them when I'm 7 sheets to the wind? It's free! And in Switzerland that is VERY unusual.
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Old 15.07.2010, 13:24
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Re: Does EF have a breathalyzer option?

And yes, as a return treat, here I already have got one for your phone atleast,

http://blog.news-record.com/staff/culture/advertising/

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Old 15.07.2010, 13:29
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And yes, as a return treat, here I already have got one for your phone atleast,

http://blog.news-record.com/staff/culture/advertising/
Have we met? How do you know I have an iPhone?

Am I being stalked? Again?
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Old 15.07.2010, 13:30
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Don't feel too bad. I think *all* of us that go out for a drink (read: one or two) with a fellow EF'er end up slammed and then hungover the next day (case in point, last night and today).
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