Perhaps the pitch went something like this, with truthteller sporting his favourite wide-lapelled flower-print shirt with shades on head and medallion dangling :
"Hey baby, I'm new in town ! If I'd known there were girls as beautiful as you round here then I would have left Eastern Asia/Europe* sooner !"
"You look like a million dollars ! Speaking of which , where can a man find a some quality property round here (present company excepted) ? "
"Well you'd better believe it : that's just the kind of guy I am baby !"
* delete as applicable
dave
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