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28.09.2011, 08:11
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'Pop' singer Rihanna invited to sling 'er 'ook after getting her kit off on farmer's land.
I'm with the farmer on this one.  |
28.09.2011, 08:19
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Not exactly Page 3 material, is she?  |
28.09.2011, 08:27
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Get orf moi laaaand!
.... sling 'er 'ook
I thought it was Ireland, not Somerset .... ooh aahh.
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28.09.2011, 08:33
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She can come and get her kit off on my land anytime
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28.09.2011, 08:35
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Ahh the publicity machine at work. Rihanna's new music video is on every "news" bulletin and "news" website. And here you are Mr Breakfast, feeding the beast. 
I'll see you over on the X Factor thread later so we can discuss the carefully dripfed "news" stories about the latest contestants.  | | The following 6 users would like to thank Mel07 for this useful post: | |
28.09.2011, 08:46
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Pfff, music 'stars' of nowadays.... Ozzy Osbourne and AC/DC made it just fine based on their music alone, without getting their t!ts out...
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28.09.2011, 09:04
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| Quote: | |  | | | Ahh the publicity machine at work. Rihanna's new music video is on every "news" bulletin and "news" website. And here you are Mr Breakfast, feeding the beast. | | | | |
DB is actually Max Clifford
cheers
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28.09.2011, 09:13
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Well, I think the farmer was being a bit naive. He is no doubt being paid for the use of his land - what did he expect? Gospel singers dressed in dirndl??!!
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28.09.2011, 09:14
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| Quote: | | | | | Pfff, music 'stars' of nowadays.... Ozzy Osbourne and AC/DC made it just fine based on their music alone, without getting their t!ts out... | | | | | Wasnt Ozzy the guy who ate a pigeon onstage?  | | The following 2 users would like to thank Angela-74 for this useful post: | |
28.09.2011, 09:43
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| Quote: | | | | | Wasnt Ozzy the guy who ate a pigeon onstage? | | | | | Yes, but the pigeon wasn't nekkid. Thankfully, Ozzy wasn't either....
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28.09.2011, 09:46
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It's these slimy marketting types. If they'd been honest with the farmer he'd probably have been ok....poor bugger thought it was a porn shoot or something.
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28.09.2011, 10:03
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| Quote: | | | | | And here you are Mr Breakfast, feeding the beast. | | | | | You don't know the half of it... even grumpy old misanthropes can join the game sometimes...  |
28.09.2011, 10:04
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The farmer put paid to the...er... good girl going bad on his land. Love it! |
28.09.2011, 10:26
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| Quote: | | | | | You don't know the half of it... even grumpy old misanthropes can join the game sometimes... | | | | | OI! I is watchin you!
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28.09.2011, 10:27
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| Quote: | | | | | Well, I think the farmer was being a bit naive. He is no doubt being paid for the use of his land - what did he expect? Gospel singers dressed in dirndl??!! | | | | | Are you sure it's the farmer that is naive?
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28.09.2011, 10:30
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| Quote: | | | | | She can come and get her kit off on my land anytime | | | | | Paddy, I don't know how to break this to you mate, but I heard she was looking for a bigger.... umm..... parcel than you've got.
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28.09.2011, 10:33
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28.09.2011, 11:14
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Im totally with the farmer. Who wants Rhianna boobs in their shredded wheat? anyway shes just a bit of a tart..... geddit?
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28.09.2011, 11:17
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| Quote: | | | | | Paddy, I don't know how to break this to you mate, but I heard she was looking for a bigger.... umm..... parcel than you've got. | | | | | That's not what she said when I bumped into her at Kadooment in Bridgetown.   | | This user would like to thank PaddyG for this useful post: | |
28.09.2011, 11:21
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| Quote: | | | | | That's not what she said when I bumped into her at Kadooment in Bridgetown. | | | | | That old slapper told you the same thing? She aint Rhianna and she can`t even sing in the karaoke bar there. But she does know a few tricks.....
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