Getchyer red-hot here folks!
OK, is it paranoia yet?
Best reader comments:
"Asking for too much mustard will land you on the no-fly list."
"Yes..I ACCHHMED… Will serve you a hotdog…. And watch for Terrorist…"
"I never even knew I HAD A WEINER, until I flew to California."
"What happens to the hot dog when its sodium nitrite/nitrate & other additives are irradiated in a body scanner? Does it then become weaponized meat?"
"STOP the HOTDOG GROPING!"
...and the number one: "I trust the HOT DOG VENDORS to protect people MORE than I trust the GOVERNMENT.."
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