You count donate your body to forensic science. They will then dump your body, either a shallow gravesite, or dumped in water or whatever, all so that they can study what decomposition occurs in diferent circumstances and environments. This helps when they stumble across a body, they can say, "yes, well, according to our studies, a corpse that looks like this must have been exposed for 36 weeks at an average temperature of 17 degrees".
This could all be just an urban myth, but if not, it's how I'm doing it when the time comes.
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| I find Zoroastrian funeral rituals OK. Basically the body gets carried off by carrion. I don't see why anyone should spend a load of money on burying me. I want my next-of-kin to get a death certificate then dig a hole in the back garden and throw me in. It is so much more natural. I can't get anyone to agree to it. | |
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