Found this funny,
My kid did something similar to my bush.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/ne...00/7961224.stm

60-foot penis painted on roof



An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

"My kid did something similar to my bush"

I'd re-phrase that unless you want some stick

Small windows for such a large house