Yes, you most definitely do not move to Holland for the weather.
I grew up in the northern parts, close to Johannesburg. But after studying in Stellenbosch and living in the area for a quite a while my default answer these days is Cape Town to foreigners and Stellenbosch for the initiated.
I have been reading quite a couple of posts over the last while and came across many of the Saffas you mentioned. Just try and search for biltong or rugby and you are bound to find a number of SA inspired posts.
Thank you for the welcome.