Welcome to the forum!

He's hoping to sneak back in while all the changes are taking place.

Thank you, Mr Bloke.

My computer is, indeed, knackered, and I only have access to the internet at work, which means that my time is limited (a quick browse of my emails, possibly a reply to one or two if I'm lucky... no EF, no youtube, no wikipedia... it's like the olden days!).

Sorry if you've pm'd or emailed me and I've not responded yet. I'll try to get back to you sometime or other, but it probably won't be very soon...

Till then, have fun, my lovelies!

i haven't pm, emailed , called or stalked you (unlike your other admirers)
but did you see the sky message i left with the zeppelin, yesterday? )


it said : where dougal at?

I saw it Mrs Otter, and I thought: endearing as well as daring.

ha ha, awesome...but seriously, where dougal at??


and where rusty at, also??

Swissotter, love your new Avatar!!! Makes me want to rub your furry belly!

i wonder how he managed to get INSIDE car in the first place.
just think if you were desperate for the toilet........

Lamalas Melwasúl

thats my name in elvish!!!

thanks sada

So "bed tester" is your occupation !! How do you do that ??

There is something phishing with this generator.... Is your surname name Bond

bed testing is a fine art reserved for only the most talented of individuals. as the profession is shrouded in mystery, and as i am of the grand order of bed testers first class, i am unable to reveal its many secrets. i am however able to demonstrate- for a slight fee- some less secret elements of my profession. if you sada would like a personal demonstration of my skills, please let me know and i will visit you in your own bedroom and show you the many splendid elements that are the art of bed testing.

my name is my bond sir!

I'd like that fatbloke. You are very kind.
I will then take the chance and show you some of my moves too.
They are of the kind of how to catapult someone out of my bedroom.
It might get a little sporty, I am sure you won't mind that do you.

dear lady sada
im afraid you have me at a disadvantage, i do not understand "sporty". is this something to do with getting hot and sweaty? these things are beyond someone of my advanced years and one is afraid of such activities. pray tell what "moves" you are refering to.

Since a picture is worth a thousand words, allow me to show you which type of moves Miss Sada is skilled at:

Fatbloke, you only have 12 posts. Where did you get all the green blobs?

Talking of which, how does one give reputation here?

You can practice on mine Shan if you like. I'm always happy to volunteer.

You simply click on the little scale at the top right hand side of a person's post, right next to the (permalink) and then you can give good or bad rep to the person.

Fatbloke don't get scared by those pics Rusty put up there. I would never do such a thing to you, it is so barbaric.
If I would have to use some drastic measures, it would be more of the kind like Emma Peel does it.

I see you are an expert in your profession and more then ready to offer your services to whom ever asks for it ...