my goodness a picture does indeed convey a thousand words.
i hope lady sada will not inflict such misery upon my frail and puny body as i have yet to acquire any health insurance.
as for green blobs madam lynn, i am afraid my health is none too good at the moment, having just recovered from a bout of gout, i now seem to have greenblobitus. i didnt realise this mountainous and snow capped land was so full of disease and misery. perhaps i had better retire to my hill station in the mountains of my homeland. adieu.

Don't retire just yet! Obviously some folk want you here.

OK, let me get this straight. FatBloke with a frail and puny body. Isn't that a bit of dichotomy? Boy, you're sounding more and more like DB each day!

Oh, if only I weren't a married woman.

Oh woe is me, I yearn....

madam lynn i am indeed frail and puny but my alter ego is very very very fat. it he who should be blamed for eating all the pies.
miss shan have you considered being unmarried, even for a short period? one must give in to ones desires completely, indeed one must pursue them, chase them down and strangle the very life out of them.
lady sada i am still a little nervous as to your reference to miss peel, please would you clarify your position. many many thanks.

You better be nervous, you bed hopper you !!!

No, you're not DB's alter ego. You are Ze Devil's!

fatbloke- you're a modern day Oscar Wilde! I'm sure he meant precisely the same when talking about temptation.

test bed - a place equipped with instruments for testing (e.g. engines or machinery or computer programs etc.) under working conditions

Of course, this is what you meant fatbloke, did you not, I mean at your age and physical condition ... you just wanted to confuse the female world a little, you cheeky you !!!

How can you call him a hopper? You kicked him out of your window... ?

No, we haven't been that far yet !!!

FatBloke, are there bits of you fatter than others?

Do we really want an answer to that question J.L-P?

there are but im afraid i have not seen them in many many years!

the female world does not need my puny efforts to be anymore confused than they are currently!

i await your attentions with some joy and a lot of trepidation.

dear oscar and i do share a birthday and a devestating wit but nothing else!!!!

None of them are on line yet so unfortunately you're talking to yourself, though I'll talk to you cos' you are rather cute and cuddley just like your avatar Welcome to the Forum by the way.

I'm here to Fatbloke!

He is kind of cute SweetTree, isn't he?

Should we tell him about our love affair? I don't know. Maybe his poor hold heart won't be able to take it.

It's the avatar and the name.. just great