So... maybe... Sada and him are bed testing the tofu?

You might be on to something there!

Give him some reason to come back here,
something spicy, irresistible, daring, enticing something other then lame Tofu please, rather a curry recipe ...

Whisper some elvish sweet nothings into his fat martian ears ...

Oh Sada, you do that so much better than we old married ladies!

Woo him back for us, will ya?

That one does what he wants,
when, where and what with whom where ever !!!
Fatbloke that is !!!

A woman is a woman,
no excuses please, old married ladies, you're still a woman aren't you and good at it, so !!!

The good thing is that he always comes back eventually. I mean, who wouldn't love all this attention?

dear people
i must say i am most overwhelmed by all your kind messages, i am however, contrary to popular belief, only mortal and have been astral travelling in a realm without any technology, therefore i have been unable to reply to any of you lovely people. please accept my apologies for this grave error.
be assured that i shall return.
as for the many many requests for my services as a tester of beds, i will have to make more use of my time displacement equipment so i may be able to go back to a week last wednesday.
i do hope i dont meet myself when i get there, that would be most embarassing for me and me.

Ah, creating Fiction is just great fun !!!

Fiction?

I thought it was true. Say it isn't so!

I was also astral traveling last night (as I usually do on Saturday nights) and ran into Fatbloke at the local pub. So definitely NOT fiction.

Of course this whole thread is a Fiction Eire
(you better repent in dust & ashes for the way you've been treating me here ... )

No not fiction.

Was I treating you badly? Sorry, I was just jealous of all the offers of bed testing you were offering to fatbloke!

I do treat fatbloke as a fiction though as well as his so called occupation !!!
Eire, I'll forgive anything to any Irish person living in my birth town

i have never seen an intro thread break the 20 post mark, much less the century!

Anything to do with DB, UB, FB will break records ...

are you once again talking of my abilities as a bed tester?

I sure do fattyblokey.
Take a break, look at you ... !!!

this is my twin sister morag the mad, if you see her, do not give her any food, she is on a strict diet. you should have seen her before she lost a kilotonne of fat from her underarms!

My respect, what a family
So what is your twin sister's favorite occupation ... ?

she eats children and small animals, usually raw, please be very careful not to go too near her.