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fatbloke · #**121** 14.12.2008, 14:16

	Quote:	Lynn88
	I was also astral traveling last night (as I usually do on Saturday nights) and ran into Fatbloke at the local pub. So definitely NOT fiction.

i was astral travelling and ran into dougals breakfast.
he was saying that he has been kidnapped by a bunch of tofu eaters and would i put together a crack team of commandos to rescue him from his torment.
are there any people on the forum with any millitary experience?
please contact me so we can bring db back home.
time is of the essence!

Lynn88 · #**122** 14.12.2008, 14:50

	Quote:	fatbloke
	i was astral travelling and ran into dougals breakfast. he was saying that he has been kidnapped by a bunch of tofu eaters and would i put together a crack team of commandos to rescue him from his torment. are there any people on the forum with any millitary experience? please contact me so we can bring db back home. time is of the essence!

Fatbloke, I'm a trained Ninja and have connections with Bigfoot. Count me in!

Swisstree · #**123** 14.12.2008, 14:54

	Quote:	fatbloke
	i was astral travelling and ran into dougals breakfast. he was saying that he has been kidnapped by a bunch of tofu eaters and would i put together a crack team of commandos to rescue him from his torment. are there any people on the forum with any millitary experience? please contact me so we can bring db back home. time is of the essence!

All this astral travelling must be exhausting, poor you and poor DB - is he okay? Right I'm on it, will get Lynn88 to organise it - don't want to mess with her when she gets going and besides she got all the equipment n' gear needed for such a dangerous task..

BTW how is Maud doing?

Swisstree · #**124** 14.12.2008, 14:55

	Quote:	Lynn88
	Fatbloke, I'm a trained Ninja and have connections with Bigfoot. Count me in!

There you are, thought you were having a nap

Lynn88 · #**125** 14.12.2008, 14:56

I'm here! Waiting for backup!

Swisstree · #**126** 14.12.2008, 14:58

	Quote:	Lynn88
	I'm here! Waiting for backup!

Alright, alright.. keep your hair on, need to get me wellies

cannut · #**127** 14.12.2008, 16:28

	Quote:	Lynn88
	Swissotter, love your new Avatar!!! Makes me want to rub your furry belly!

'WHAT"???

cannut · #**128** 14.12.2008, 16:31

	Quote:	fatbloke
	i was astral travelling and ran into dougals breakfast. he was saying that he has been kidnapped by a bunch of tofu eaters and would i put together a crack team of commandos to rescue him from his torment. are there any people on the forum with any millitary experience? please contact me so we can bring db back home. time is of the essence!

sorry ,can`t help ,I had to give all my"war equipment" back in 1965

Lynn88 · #**129** 14.12.2008, 16:32

	Quote:	cannut
	'WHAT"???

Cannut, that was like WEEKS ago. You're a bit behind. We're into astral travel now and saving DB from too much TOFU!

cannut · #**130** 14.12.2008, 16:41

ahhhhhhhhhh sorry

whats TOFU

or is it T.O.F.U. ??

and please anwser the "WHAT"??? question

cannut · #**131** 14.12.2008, 16:58

here is my help

Swisstree · #**132** 14.12.2008, 17:09

Is that your ship cannut? that'll do nicely..

cannut · #**133** 14.12.2008, 17:23

	Quote:	Swisstree
	Is that your ship cannut? that'll do nicely..

OH no ,the canadian tax payers ,this is my youngest son

very proud of him, served 6 mont in the arabian sea

Lynn88 · #**134** 14.12.2008, 17:25

	Quote:	cannut
	OH no ,the canadian tax payers ,this is my youngest son very proud of him, served 6 mont in the arabian sea

Are you sure he didn't serve in the Danube?

cannut · #**135** 14.12.2008, 17:31

	Quote:	Lynn88
	Are you sure he didn't serve in the Danube?

explain?? ,he is a member with the RCN ,on the" Calgary"

Lynn88 · #**136** 14.12.2008, 17:35

I was on a cruise ship on the Danube and got a glimpse of him passing by on his war ship. Perhaps he was on his way to the Arabian Sea via Vienna.

cannut · #**137** 14.12.2008, 17:47

	Quote:	Lynn88
	I was on a cruise ship on the Danube and got a glimpse of him passing by on his war ship. Perhaps he was on his way to the Arabian Sea via Vienna.

I don`t think so

He would have thold me,he knows you are my favoured ,Ganadian girl in the EF

Lynn88 · #**138** 14.12.2008, 18:25

	Quote:	cannut
	I don`t think so Hi would have thold me,hi knows you are my favoured ,Ganadian girl in the EF

Thank you.. I think. Unless there are many other Canadian girls!

fatbloke · #**139** 19.12.2008, 11:55

	Quote:	Swisstree
	All this astral travelling must be exhausting, poor you and poor DB - is he okay? Right I'm on it, will get Lynn88 to organise it - don't want to mess with her when she gets going and besides she got all the equipment n' gear needed for such a dangerous task.. BTW how is Maud doing?

i have just escaped by the skin of me dentures! was doing reconnaissance as i heard db was being tortured by honey and chocolate. wanted to see if a rescue mission was viable when he cracked under toture and revealed my whereabouts.
i narrowly escaped a fate worse that death by chocolate and managed to catch the last transport ship from ds 8.5.
we must hurry as i managed to overhear they will be moving him to a greek island on saturday.
all offers of help have been noted, we need a ship and a helicopter.
more misson updates will follow, bring wine, whiskey and tea bags.

Swisstree · #**140** 19.12.2008, 12:29

	Quote:	fatbloke
	i have just escaped by the skin of me dentures! was doing reconnaissance as i heard db was being tortured by honey and chocolate. wanted to see if a rescue mission was viable when he cracked under toture and revealed my whereabouts. i narrowly escaped a fate worse that death by chocolate and managed to catch the last transport ship from ds 8.5. we must hurry as i managed to overhear they will be moving him to a greek island on saturday. all offers of help have been noted, we need a ship and a helicopter. more misson updates will follow, bring wine, whiskey and tea bags.

will do FB.. we'll be on our way shortly.

(note: take toffees out of sweet box when packing for rescue mission.. bring denture tabs)