Never fear the Goose is here.

If you need help with the dreaded Ikea run, putting up flat pack furniture, painting, tiling, lights fitted, general DIY, pool maint', garden work, or just a spare pair of hands, I could be your man.

I'm registered and insured her in CH so all fully legal and legit, and I charge a flat rate for all work.... and more importantly the quality of the tea and biscuits (PG tips & Chocolate Hob Nobs) get a discount.

So, if you need some help or just some advice, send me a PM and we can take it from there.

Where do you live Papa Goose? We just bought a new house and could use an extra pair of hands.

That's a shame. Too bad you're not closer.

Hope you find something as well Papa Goose. You're between two great cities with lots of members in the area so it shouldn't be too hard.

Oh, you poor thing! She must have really let you have it good.

I will work on a follow-up. Kick - splatter - splash!

Hey, just wanted to post a quick follow up on this. We had PG come in yesterday to fix some lights and help us pick up some Ikea wardobes/bookshelves, dismantle, transport and reassemble them.

The lighting was done quickly, the ikea furniture bit turned out be more complicated than originally thought. So he's graciously agreed to come help us on a second day, to disassemble, move and reassemble at our flat in Thalwil.

All in all (despite not offering him the biscuits and tea) PG was quick, through with an amazing "I can do it!" attitude. He's very good, so well worth the *bump*

I just had a really big new rat cage delivered and i have no idea hoe to put it together, if you are interested i can feed you tea, biscuits, and rat droppings

No problems InShan it was a pleasure.... but resistance is futile on the tea and biscuits, see you next week

It's a hike sutter from me to you, but for more ratclette...tis' possible....sans raisin tho'

What you mean you don`t love me enough to come just for my company

Anyone in (near) Basel good with light fittings and electrics? I still need to fit my light in the salon after 4 years of living here

I'll take the 5th on that..... and Herr sutter is bigger than me

Basel is maybe and hour from me, so it would take me longer to get there than to do the job and I'd have to charge travelling time for that distance I'm afraid, if your really stuck you can send me a pm.

BTW does your building have a caretaker that could help?

Yes - but I am far too ashamed to ask him after 4 years LOL But it's OK, I have a few other caretaker jobs that need taking care of in the New Year - so I'll have him attend to the light too

Would you be willing to travel to Rüti? We have some heavy mirrors that need putting up and the prospect of having a go myself only to be crushed underneath them minutes later is not a pleasant one.

Should you not of written TALLER not bigger

Not when we went to the gents at the fish & chip night.....but taller too

LOL erm................... What was you doing looking there in the first place is there something we sgould know

Then YOU can tell us

Just a quick note to say thanks to Papa Goose for his help. Did a great job with my IKEA furniture - and it wasn't too expensive either!

Would definitely recommend him.

Cheers,
Alex.

Is Cully too far? pls PM me.

Wish you lived nearer to me in Basel as with `yorkshire teabags`and marks and sparks biscuits on offer you would probably charge me next to nothing!