This belongs in the jokes forum... guess you haven't tried the search, eh?
In the interest of humour and maintaining the element of surprise, I didnt put it in the jokes forum as I cant help but feel that might have ruined it somewhat.
Sorry, I'll make sure to let pass a bit more than ten minutes until my sense of order breaks through next time...
And in a similar example of self-restraint, I managed not to edit my previous post to insert the apostrophes I missed. I figure most people will still be able to understand it :-)