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Old 09.12.2010, 22:05
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Sausage sandwiches

Are they relevant in today's fast paced expat lifestyle?
How do the Swiss feel about sausage sandwiches?
Anyone ever had a Swiss person comment on their sausage sandwich?

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Old 09.12.2010, 22:08
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Re: Sausage sandwiches

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Reason: Not the most EF-relevant thread ever ..."


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Old 09.12.2010, 22:11
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Are they relevant in today's fast paced expat lifestyle?
How do the Swiss feel about sausage sandwiches?
Anyone ever had a Swiss person comment on their sausage sandwich?

Respondez vous ASAP !!

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Fabulously relevant thread -- just in the wrong sub-forum. And I'm not too happy with the French, either ...
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Old 09.12.2010, 22:14
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"Hi DilysDidoreth,

The following thread that you created has been deleted by [on duty mod]

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Thread: I'm going to make a sausage sandwich
Forum: Food and drink
Reason: Not the most EF-relevant thread ever ..."


I am trying very hard here but 90% of my contributions get deleted which is tragic.

I feel like crying some days
Well, I do think that the Mod had a good case in this instance! However, I doubt that many Swiss have ever enjoyed a real sausage sandwich, ie, one made with succulent English pork, with a hint of sage, and lashings of Dijon mustard, served in slices of perfectly fresh, crusty white bread ....

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Old 09.12.2010, 22:16
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I am trying very hard here but 90% of my contributions get deleted which is tragic.
Your maths isn't (aren't?) too good, either -- six of the 105 posts you've made have been deleted, one of those by yourself.
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Old 09.12.2010, 22:29
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I had an M&S sossy sarny with HP this weekend :-)
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"Hi DilysDidoreth,

The following thread that you created has been deleted by [on duty mod]

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Thread: I'm going to make a sausage sandwich
Forum: Food and drink
Reason: Not the most EF-relevant thread ever ..."


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I feel like crying some days
Be sure that next time, you complain about sausage sandwiches in Switzerland. That makes it very relevant for the forum...
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Old 09.12.2010, 22:36
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"Hi DilysDidoreth,

The following thread that you created has been deleted by [on duty mod]

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Thread: I'm going to make a sausage sandwich
Forum: Food and drink
Reason: Not the most EF-relevant thread ever ..."


I am trying very hard here but 90% of my contributions get deleted which is tragic.

I feel like crying some days

I thought posting the content of PM's was a forum no-no ???
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Old 09.12.2010, 22:41
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I thought posting the content of PM's was a forum no-no ???
22 yards was lenient this time!!!
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Old 09.12.2010, 22:56
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I thought posting the content of PM's was a forum no-no ???
It is, and thanks for pointing that out.

However, the quoted PM was a system-generated, automated PM -- nothing overly secret to hide there. The only variable component of the message is the deletion reason, which I'm happy to share with the world.
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Old 09.12.2010, 23:07
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Your maths isn't (aren't?) too good, either -- six of the 105 posts you've made have been deleted, one of those by yourself.
The correct English is aint.

Six out of 105 posts is a LOT of posts especially when you consider the superior quality of my postage.

Also stop looking at my profile stats, it's perverted.
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Old 09.12.2010, 23:08
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I thought posting the content of PM's was a forum no-no ???
He's lucky I didn't post the naked pics he sent me.
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Old 09.12.2010, 23:09
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The correct English is aint.

Six out of 105 posts is a LOT of posts especially when you consider the superior quality of my postage.

Also stop looking at my profile stats, it's perverted.
Dilys, I don't think that you are doing yourself any favours!!
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Old 09.12.2010, 23:13
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Dilys, I don't think that you are doing yourself any favours!!
Shhh, I am in the 'Give them enough rope' camp here...
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Old 09.12.2010, 23:13
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Dilys, I don't think that you are doing yourself any favours!!
Did you sit at the front in school?
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fk it

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He's lucky I didn't post the naked pics he sent me.
..you're kinda like that kid who incessantly tries to fit the triangular piece into the square gap.
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Old 10.12.2010, 13:41
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fk it

I think I know what's coming here

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Old 10.12.2010, 13:53
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I think I know what's coming here

GIFSoup

Ha Ha Ha !!!!

I realise I am just adding to the irrelevant content of this thread.... but Rob, seriously, that 'banned' post just broke me up at work !!!

Thanks for that - it made my day
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Old 10.12.2010, 13:58
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I think I know what's coming here
Lol love the banne post, good one Cracked me up too

But it ain't over (closed) untill the fat lady..eh Mod sings..





Here is a recipe for Sausage Rolls

For those who are curious of what Swiss people think about it, make them, go outside,share them.. this is on your own risk but do let us know

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