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Old 19.12.2010, 21:26
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Which is bigger - the Earth or the Sun ? The Gay Vs. Straight answers



Some things are stronger than sexual prefernce.

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Old 19.12.2010, 21:44
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In my house Mother Earth is bigger than her son
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Old 19.12.2010, 21:46
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Re: Which is bigger - the Earth or the Sun ? The Gay Vs. Straight answers

So now we know that straight women are relatively smarter than straight men.........well wait.....they actually seem to be all dumb in the end
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Old 19.12.2010, 22:07
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So now we know that straight women are relatively smarter than straight men.........well wait.....they actually seem to be all dumb in the end
No, men are dumber because they cannot see the question from a different mother earth geocentric perspective. They unimaginatively stick with heliocentric.

Was the question posed in the written or spoken form? If women are from Venus and men are from Mars then the question may be open to interpretation.

I bet more women have read Galileo's Daughter than men and so are more au fait with the theories of Galilieo and Copernicus than most men.
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Old 20.12.2010, 08:46
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Re: Which is bigger - the Earth or the Sun ? The Gay Vs. Straight answers

So, irrespective of sexual preference, women are twice as stupid as men?
Is anyone surprised?

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Old 20.12.2010, 09:02
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Re: Which is bigger - the Earth or the Sun ? The Gay Vs. Straight answers

me thinks teenage girls answering 'whatever' really brings the overall female IQ down....
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Old 21.12.2010, 01:48
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How come, if the sun is the biggest planet, moon is going to eclipse it tonight? See the proof is in seeing, shouldn't believe everything you read
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Old 21.12.2010, 07:07
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How come, if the sun is the biggest planet, moon is going to eclipse it tonight? See the proof is in seeing, shouldn't believe everything you read
Because size isn't everything...
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Old 21.12.2010, 08:42
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Re: Which is bigger - the Earth or the Sun ? The Gay Vs. Straight answers

They're all wrong, heteros, gays, blacks, whites, yellows, greens, blues and purples, the answer lies in the creation, which as we all know was caused by the Clangers mating:

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