Ten Thoughts To Ponder...

oscarsmum · #1 20.12.2010, 15:19

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they will not bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still cannot help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you £200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you £30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

olygirl · #2 20.12.2010, 15:22

Oh great. Now I feel much better!

Thanks for posting.

PlantHead · #3 20.12.2010, 15:22

Number 11
Don't post email jokes on the internet. Most people saw them in 1998

summerrain · #4 20.12.2010, 15:23

	Quote:	PlantHead
	Number 11 Don't post email jokes on the internet. Most people saw them in 1998

I cant seem to give you rep. So my laughter will have to do.