Different Dates

BoZz · #1 19.01.2011, 13:17

WHITE WOMEN:

First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date:
You get to have sex but only when
she wants to, and only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN

First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date:
You take her to a Play and an expensive Restaurant.

Second Date:
You meet her Parents, and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.

CHINESE WOMEN

First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date:
You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized that nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN

First date:
Meet her parents.

Second date:
Set the date of the Wedding.

Third date:
Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN

First Date:
You get to buy her a really expensive dinner.

Second Date:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a really expensive dinner.

Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date:
She's pregnant.

Third Date:
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in
your home that used to be nice, but now looks like anywhere along the Tijuana Strip.

JEWISH WOMEN

First Date:
You will have to spend all your money to impress

Second Date:
You will take out a Loan to keep up the image

Third Date :
You are broke. She finds someone wealthier

ARAB WOMEN

First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date:
Guy is shot dead.

No third date!!

The POINT?

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

Angela-74 · #2 19.01.2011, 13:18

Lol :d ...

nikolay · #3 19.01.2011, 13:24

this made me LOL. Thanks.

openid · #4 19.01.2011, 13:32

	Quote:	BoZz
	The POINT? DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

Valid Point..!!

Is there any Irish woman around?

PaddyG · #5 19.01.2011, 13:35

Maybe it's me, but I didn't find it funny at all. Sorry.