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Sex insurance
The British government has recommended that in future everyone be insured
before having sex. Here are some suitable insurers:
SEX with your wife - Legal & General
SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust
SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability
SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union
SEX on the telephone - Direct line
SEX with your biographer - Quote Me Happy
SEX in a hurry - Insure & Go
SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life
SEX with a transvestite - Confused.com
SEX with someone different - Go Compare.com
SEX with an animal - Compare the Meerkat.com
SEX with a fat bird - More Than
SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels
SEX with an o.a.p - Saga
SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com
SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union
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That's for me to know.......and you NOT to find out!
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