A little Friday fun:

If you watch the Lord of the Rings backwards, then it's about a small guy that gets an awesome cool ring out of a volcano and spends the rest of the movies walking back home.

If you watch Jaws backwards, then it's about a shark that throws up so many people that they needed to open a beach.

If you watch Rambo backwards, then it's about a bloke that repairs helicopters with a magic wand.

If you watch Twilights backwards, then it's about a girl who is trying to get in touch with reality.

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Reminds me of the living life backwards joke:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions-central heating, room service on tap and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

If you watch Memento backwards it goes forwards

Would Pulp Fiction make any more sense backwards than forwards?

ditto for irreversible.

That Schindler bloke was a bit of a bugger in the backwards film.

If you watch 127 Hours backwards, it's an uplifting story about a disabled man finding and arm in the desert.

Didn't Brad Pitt star in a film about this?

He did indeed. " The Curious Case of Benjamin Button ". A lovely tear jerker of a movie and well acted all round.

Not a movie, but I remember talking to an old farmer once and he told me:

"I don't understand these young blokes listening to Rock music..... if you play that backwards you get a message from the Devil.
Now Country music..... at least if you play that backwards your dog comes back to life, your wife returns, and you win a lot of money playing cards"

Poor Cinderella