Achtung! Fluffeh ahead!

A friend posted this on FB and despite me not understand a single thing, I was tickled. For those of you bored at work, lets have some fun with this.

Everyone to submit one entry of what you think they're talking about. We'll vote for the funniest/most creative entry by noon tomorrow. Will narrow down to 3 and try to insert a poll in somehow! Winner will be showered with rep by fellow members - as I dont know how else we can recognise creativity on here.



Here's mine:

Baby 1: dada da da da...why are you wearing only one sock???
Baby 2 : heee....*lifts foot*
Baby 1: dadadadada stop laughing! Its not right! Its weird! dadadada
Baby 2: heee
Baby 1: honestly not cool!!! dadadadada..we must learn how to wear 2 socks...dadadadada
Baby 2: But I like dadadada...wearing 1! dadada...and your socks dont even match!
Baby 1: dadadada...at least I am wearing 2. Dont tell anyone you're my twin, fool.

dadadadadada....da

Awww.....made me laugh. Cute.

I think it goes like this:
you stink
no, you stink
face palm
some baby signs
face palm
you stink
no, you stink





You sure your clock's not tikin?

Tsk tsk, stay on topic!

Trio-The Next Generation

This was shown on the news in UK yesterday as an apparently serious item on communication skills in twins.

A: It's obvious I got the better half of the cell that split.
B: Blap blap dat! Ya fart louder.
A: And I came out first.
B: You slimy - of course you slipped out first. Blap!

It's clearly a discussion about their parent's first date and/or their conception... concluding with the realisation that their actual very beings are proof positive that world works in mysterious ways...

Left Baby: Hey man! What's crackalackin?!

Right baby: Dude, I'm trying' to bust through these doors to get some GRUB!

L: Yo, are you for reals? Don't you know the big people can just get it for us, effortlessly? Did you ask Dada?

R: Hehe.

L: Dude, I just asked you: did you ask Dada?

R: Hehe, that Dada? Dag it, I can open it myself.

L: With your foot?! Are you forking kidding me? Look at yourself!

R: Haha, hehe.

L: You're a moron! I've developed so much more than you since we've escaped.

R: Then get the hell away from me! Back up!

L: (mocking) Listen to this kid, telling' me to back up! Go on then, open!

R: Don't tempt me! I'll do it! See?

L: Bahahaha! You look like more of a gymnast!

R: Hehe, heehee.

L: You really think you can open the door that way?

R: Without a doubt!

L: Let's see it then!

R: Hold…on…mustering strength…eee...

L: You stalling? … I told you you couldn't do it. You're pathetic. Maybe I should go ask Dada?

R: Dada is no part of this operation!

L: Can you even walk on this floor without holding on to the fridge? How are you going to get into the fridge?

R: Stop distracting me! I'm thinking!

L: Everyone! Gather 'round! Watch this fool win this year's Darwin Award!
…
Go ahead now, we're all watching!

R: Well I can't do it under pressure!

L: Of course you can't! Always an excuse, eh? Is now a good time to ask Dada?

R: Haha, laughable. I'll do it.

L: Alright, spread your wings, Superman, and fly up there!

R: Climbing to the top!

L: You can't even get your foot up there!

R: Stop bothering me!

L: Oh my lord, this is so frustrating! Okay, seriously, stop embarrassing yourself and let's ask Dada...

Left Baby: Dude! What are you doing here?
Right baby: Trying to get a beer!
Left baby: WHAT? There's beer in there?
Right baby: Yeah that's what I heard so I ran the EEF up here. Now can't open the friggin door.
Left baby: (Waves hand) Hang on a second... DUDE you have one SOCK on! That's some funny S**t. dadadadadadadadadadadadada
Right Baby: FOCUS jack ass FOCUS!! BEER!!!
Left Baby: dadadadadadada that's funny as hell....
Right Baby: Don't make me smack you upside the head... NOW FOCUS.
Left Baby: Dadadadadadadadadaadaada... One sock.... dadadadadadadadadadadadadada
Right Baby: What the EEFF you been smokin bro? Didn't I just say there's BEER in there...
Left Baby: (Waving hands hysterically) dadadadadadadadadadadada
Right Baby: Oh snap! Now look what you done... you made too much noise and now they have video on us.. You schmuck!
Left baby:dadadadadadadadadadadada
Right baby: I hate this BS!

M. Ploymi - have some rep

This version on Youtube got me in stitches.

I thought I had a funny translation until I read M.Plomi.

You win, no contest

- I can't believe that when we learn how to speak, we forget complex math
- And how to see into the future
- This sucks
- I know, I said my first word yesterday...it's already starting to slip away.

As I recall it, that was pretty much all they ever wanted to say to me ...

Probably girls talking 'bout their new socks... (you start really young to talk fashion, right ? )