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Old 18.04.2011, 13:23
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Today is Velociraptor awareness day.

Make sure you know all the details and are prepared for Velociraptors

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Velociraptor




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Old 18.04.2011, 13:31
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Old 18.04.2011, 13:33
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Re: Today is Velociraptor awareness day.

This is the most ridiculous post to date.

Am I really supposed to believe a Raptor can have a driving license for a motorbike ??? Get real, man. FAIL.
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Old 18.04.2011, 13:41
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This is the most ridiculous post to date.

Am I really supposed to believe a Raptor can have a driving license for a motorbike ??? Get real, man. FAIL.

as long as they have a full car license then they can ride that bike with L plates
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Old 18.04.2011, 13:44
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as long as they have a full car license then they can ride that bike with L plates
There must be a special claws in the test that allows them to do so...
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Old 18.04.2011, 13:48
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This is the most ridiculous post to date.

Am I really supposed to believe a Raptor can have a driving license for a motorbike ??? Get real, man. FAIL.
Well......... you believe in homeopathy !!!
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Old 18.04.2011, 13:50
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Well......... you believe in homeopathy !!!
Do I ? Can't ever remember saying that. Am just read-up on it, that's all.
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Old 18.04.2011, 13:53
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Well......... you believe in homeopathy !!!
Foul!

What happens in the homeo thread stays in the homeo thread.
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Old 18.04.2011, 13:55
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Re: Today is Velociraptor awareness day.

perhaps we have to ask the Philosoraptor for their take on the subject:

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Old 18.04.2011, 13:59
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Old 18.04.2011, 14:07
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Foul!

What happens in the homeo thread stays in the homeo thread.

Arrrhhhh Come on !!!
........that was just sport.


OK, keeping this strictly a Velocirator thread now.
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Old 18.04.2011, 14:12
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Re: Today is Velociraptor awareness day.

And I thought this was about a new bike.
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Old 18.04.2011, 14:14
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Re: Today is Velociraptor awareness day.

Did velociraptors exist before Jurassic Park?
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Old 18.04.2011, 14:16
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Arrrhhhh Come on !!!
........that was just sport.


OK, keeping this strictly a Velocirator thread now.
They are actually all feathery and cuddly. They just get a lot of bad press because they tend to rip you to shreds if they want to eat you. Not their fault really. They evolved into penguins, which we all know are cute too. Personally I would rather have a pet Velociraptor than pigeons.

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Old 18.04.2011, 14:17
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Did velociraptors exist before Jurassic Park?

That's a tough one, but I think I'm safe to stay there is not a generally accepted theory to the time or origin of said creatures.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Velociraptor#Origins
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Old 18.04.2011, 14:19
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Re: Today is Velociraptor awareness day.

The perfect day to go to the Sauriermuseum in Aathal (30 min from Zurich) which has a new exhibition about Dino fossils found in Europe.

"The Sauriermuseum Aathal wants to focus the interest of a wide public and of palaeontologists on the remains of European dinosaurs with the organisation of a special exhibit. European dinosaurs remained neglected for long, compared with the famous fossil record from the New World and Asia. The last ten years of intense research however revealed a very rich and diverse dinosaur-fauna of Europe during Mesozoic times."

on topic...unfortunately the "Velociraptor in a box" is already sold out
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Old 18.04.2011, 14:20
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a velociraptor that had quill knobs similar to those found on birds.
I don't know what kind of birds you've been going out with...
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Old 18.04.2011, 14:21
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I don't know what kind of birds you've been going out with...
True...very hard to break up with though. A bit overwhelming when pissed off in an argument, and dammed hard to get into a nightclub.
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Old 18.04.2011, 14:22
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Re: Today is Velociraptor awareness day.

More anti-velociraptor propaganda on this thread, wouldn't expect anything less from EF.

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