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Old 21.06.2011, 19:24
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Was dead bored at work and after reading so much from the EFs from all around the globe, decided to share my own experiences...

Chapter one: Welcoming Commitee (Swiss Air Stewardess style)

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Old 21.06.2011, 19:27
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Nicely done.

But, oh boy, this is going to be a long thread.
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Old 21.06.2011, 19:28
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Roflcopter!
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Old 02.09.2011, 16:24
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A colleague was appaled to find out someone had assaulted his fridge, which he has in the basement of their building. Among a couple of steaks, the thief stole 1 kg of frozen shrimp.

I suspect this was not a theft, but an act of liberation. So I made him a poster for his basement. Maybe a neighbour has seen something suspicious:

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A colleague was appaled to find out someone had assaulted his fridge, which he has in the basement of their building. Among a couple of steaks, the thief stole 1 kg of frozen shrimp.

I suspect this was not a theft, but an act of liberation. So I made him a poster for his basement. Maybe a neighbour has seen something suspicious:
Lol !!! Thats a funny one.
Be careful though, before you know it, people might be coming up to you to make posters for all sorts of stuff.
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Old 02.09.2011, 16:31
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Is there any evidence that this was an "act of liberation" and not of deportation? Those shrimps were obviously not raised in the lakes of Heidiland. Have you any SVP-sympathisers among your colleagues, Mrs Helm?
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Wow, you have such talent. Too bad you're German...







Kidding, KIDDING, oouuuch, not the bristly pink thing, nooo, not the eyes, aaaaaaargggh! *chokes, gurgles*
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Could you translate your shrimp cartoon in English?

Some of us, non filipinos, would like to have to be able to laugh as well.
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Some of us, non filipinos, would like to have to be able to laugh as well.
MISSING

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LAST SEEN IN MY FRIDGE.
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Wow, you have such talent. Too bad you're German...







Kidding, KIDDING, oouuuch, not the bristly pink thing, nooo, not the eyes, aaaaaaargggh! *chokes, gurgles*
Those germans cartoons are never funny.

We should ban them and only publish filipinos' cartoons.

I once saw a filipinos cartoon, it was very funny, so I would give my preference for them.
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Old 02.09.2011, 16:42
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Why would someone make a comic about these?





P.S.: They are actually some of my favourite!
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LAST SEEN IN MY FRIDGE.
haha... Sorry it is german cartoon I can't find it funny.

** haha
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Must NOT comment !!!
Must NOT comment !!!
Must NOT comment !!!

Arrrrggghhhh !!!!
Distraction....distraction....

oh look something shiny...
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Why would someone make a comic about these?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...-choc-roll.jpg



P.S.: They are actually some of my favourite!
Go on! You can do it. I have faith in you.
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