..must admit im feeling cannelloni right now

Whose noodles did you touch?

Stop being Fusilli!

Take revenge - the Penne is mightier than the sword!

Did she tagliatelle?

I'm not going to farfalle for this crap.

It's a hard gnocchi life.

Where's the groan button when you need it?

Just get a new lasagne should feel a bit better.

think im unlucky.. first wife left me because of my obsession with The Monkees.

I thought she was joking.........................then i saw her face.

This thread is going to Spirali out of control!

Watch it macaroni jealous!

It's not a spätzli bad.





That's all the pastaapuns I can think of right now, though I might try to lisce some off the internet.

Rigatoni gonna make you an offer you can't refuse?

If you feel down and no more taste for pasta, hang in there, tomorrow the sun will rice again.

It's limited unless you start branching out into sauce then, hey pesto!

Looks like it's pasta the sell by date.

I had this obsession with Tom Jones, so I went to the doctor and asked if I was abnormal.

He said it's not unusual.

not having the best of days.. fell face first into a pile of herbs.. doctor says im going to be parsley sighted for life

My wife was complaining that I don't know enough about History.

I told her it's just one thing after another.