I laughed but, personally, have no problem with the suggested use of flamethrowers ...

my single stati is starting to make sense

Well, here's something to do with all of your old D&D books, given the number of editions and the number of 'handbooks' and 'guides' in each edition: http://io9.com/5875424/a-physics-pro...umber-of-books

Today's Oatmeal is particularly good!

http://theoatmeal.com/horrible

back to the heart of this thread- How to annoy a nerd:

Does he have a little baggie in his pocket for the nuts and bolts dropped by the dog ? ;-)

LOL .. where can i get one ?

Happy forever alone valentines to you as well Google!

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/game_of_thrones

I say no more. It is The Oatmeal. Go and read this now!

Good point, though - it's ridiculous when you can only get something through "alternative sources".

Get saving boys

http://www.centives.net/S/2012/how-m...he-death-star/

What would happen if male comic charactors were drawn like female ones??

Love it

I'm going to start making really bad chemistry jokes... cause all the good ones Argon....

Mary had a little drink,
But she shall drink no more
For what she thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium,

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.


Isn't that interesting?

I knew you would.
I hope you're all taking notes, because there's going to be a short quiz next period.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Ha'vard,
And there may be many others, but they haven't been discavard.

The Top Ten April Fool's Jokes on the Enterprise

10) Everybody act like Riker is the captain
9) Pretend you've been taken over by an alien being
8) Program the replicator in Troi's room so that it won't make chocolate
7) Replay file tape of Borg ship on main viewer
6) Tell Data that Starfleet has decided to dismantle him
5) Put a small speaker in Dr. Crusher's bedroom to play garbled voices
4) Lock Picard in the children's schoolroom with several children and no adults
3) Substitute some of Dr. Crusher's moss with moss showing 24 hours more growth
2) Put a sign on Worf's back that says "Kick Me!"
1) Yell into your communicator "Captain, the antimatter containment fields are collapsing"

Sorry but had to do it...

Be careful not to confuse nerds with Trekkies!!