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Old 22.08.2011, 19:28
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A Motorway sign they should use in CH.

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Old 22.08.2011, 19:39
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Re: A Motorway sign they should use in CH.

There should also be a lane marked "Audi drivers only" since it matters not where or when or how many km I'm blazing over the speed limit, there is always an Audi driver on my ass who is trying to read my VIN.
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Old 22.08.2011, 19:40
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Re: A Motorway sign they should use in CH.

not just in CH
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There should also be a lane marked "Audi drivers only" since it matters not where or when or how many km I'm blazing over the speed limit, there is always an Audi driver on my ass who is trying to read my VIN.
I'll wave next time rather than flashing the lights
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Re: A Motorway sign they should use in CH.

very very true, 2 am in the morning highway empty, numpty joins the highway and goes straight into the middle lane

i just undertake, sometimes they get the message - and yes i know its not allowed
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Old 23.08.2011, 09:44
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very very true, 2 am in the morning highway empty, numpty joins the highway and goes straight into the middle lane

i just undertake, sometimes they get the message - and yes i know its not allowed
You shouldn't have to wait long, though, seeing as three lane motorways are pretty unusual in Switzerland. The third lane usually merges into the second within a couple of kms...
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Old 23.08.2011, 10:40
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not just in CH
The UK really is the worst place for drivers only using the middle lane, they turn 3 lane motorways into effectively 2 and wonder why the motorway is so clogged up. In heavy traffic the inside lane (middle lane hoggers mistakingly refer to it as the slow lane) is always the fastest moving. I dread driving back there these days.
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Old 23.08.2011, 10:46
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Re: A Motorway sign they should use in CH.

The signs pictured omitted the essential "White Van Drivers Only" lane.
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The signs pictured omitted the essential "White Van Drivers Only" lane.
and another one for Dutch caravans
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