I can think of a few people on here that I like to partner up with this dude

LOL yes he sounded very respectful LOL

I can see why he "landed this job with a marketing firm in Boston".



E.T.A. - I might start all my posts with "Konichiwa bitches".

Damn, if I weren't' married already, I'd take the guy up on the cooking. He'll probably be able to find something as Boston is a town with lots of college kids and lots of sofas to crash on.

hahahaha, how did you even find this?!? good thing i am in Basel and not Boston anymore!

Didn't find it....I WROTE it, bitches

Reminds me of Dug, the dog in "Up". On crack.

That's Epic man! lol

Funny. But this is the Best. Advert. Ever.

Sorry. This is the best advert ever.

If that guy became my roommate, I'm sure I'd have him tied up and ball-gagged in a closet within minutes. I would be nice enough, though, to at least provide him with a steady supply of beef jerky and coloring books.

Hmmm.... Kinky.

I have no idea what that is a euphemism for, and I'm not sure I want to know.

It's no euphemism.
But yeah, I should probably just change my ID to "Naughty American."

Funny guy! Interesting first reaction to "beef jerky" though

Epic....and he never ended up selling it either haha

Thank you Thank you for the wonderful Lunch time reading.

Surely this belongs in "Business & entrepreneur" or "Commercial" or even "Free stuff". That's if you're offering!

Haha I ended up reading that entire thread.. Just TOO funnny

Me too! Now I want to know what happened to the web cam & the bargain laptop. I'd bet cash money he never sold either. Greedy git.

See - this is why the whole music and creative industries are broken - some bright young thing eg Adele, Tinie Tempah, me come along and try to break through be sharing new cutting edge material, sweated over for your enjoyment..... and then the old dinosaurs who are past their sell by date eg Take That, Rolling Stones, Mirfield come along with their endless rehashing and repackaging of the greatest hits....and take the attention from the bright young thing....(me, in case you aren't following the analogy)

Just coz he only hangs out here and remembers the old stuff instead of finding new web material to make you all happy.....and he gets the "Oooooh, Mirfield, your old posts are so funny, you have mastered the "search" function, you made me laugh over my sushi" ....makes me sick.....go on....its the little scales on the top right.....give him some rep....he can print out all of your comments and roll naked in his office covered in little green discs of glory

There are some funny(ish) ones about brown sugar too....but you can ask your new comedy guru to lead you to those, I'm not gonna link it for you

Pearls before swine, I tell you