http://www.wanderlust.co.uk/magazine...omas-cook-abta

Or 20 reasons why there should be an IQ test before you're allowed to leave the country

I can sypathize with #7. "The beach was too sandy."

But #s 6, 15 & 16 sort of scare me. I don't know how they make it through the day....

And the last one is classic!!

Very funny.

You can just imagine her at a stop sign. "But officer it didn't tell me when to go"

Most of them are quite like a typical set of questions and comments on EF

I agree, #20 is the best! But #5 is hilarious as well: "inadequate", whoehaah!

One that I'm embarassed to say that came from a family a member after coming back from France;

"We went into the local shops, but they spoke French, on purpose!"

In other words, you only like the ones with sex. Fair enough.

I prefer to call it procreation Doesn't go well with lazy shopkeepers, Sandy beaches or slurping gravy

#20 is a classic. Funnily enough a German couple took TUI (for it was them) to court (link in German) a couple of years back because they got a twin room when they had booked a double. They wanted damages because they alleged the holiday had been somewhat tepid and unsatisfactory in the marital relations department. The judge threw out the claim, stating that the court was aware of several ways of achieving sexual satisfation, as a couple, in a single bed, and that in any case, two bedframes could be made into a double with the help of a belt.

LOL, I remember the one some years back from a UK citizen. She claimed for emotional trauma, as nobody had warned her that going up Swiss mountains by coach on hairpin bends, meant that the bus's rear end was over-shooting the road somewhat. (she lost).

Those are too funny!

This actually made me LOL. I especially liked number 6, about the woman being locked in!!! WHAT an idiot! LOL.

these were also funny about 3 years ago