Ladies and gentlemen,

I am pleased to announce that, on the 14th of October, at around 70 days to Christmas, you can now buy your Christmas trees, Christmas cakes and Christmas decorations on your local Migros.

Do not miss this oportunity, or you might be too late! Who wants to spend their winter autumn days without the christmassy feeling?



(I think the cash ladies thought I was crazy went I burst into laughs next to the pine trees).

Either the cashier will call her mates to tell them that there is a new laughing gas emitting from the trees or more likely, her assessment of you is correct.

WTF? That's crazy. They put that stuff out earlier and earlier every year. Last year my husband flew into a blind rage when he went to one of the big stores on the 23rd of Dec. and they had already put away the x-mas stuff and had out the Valentine's day gear.

Would someone really manage to keep a christmas tree alive for 70 days?

I have no way to contest that...

The Autumn decoration stuff is already selling for half the price. Apparently, Autumn season is OUT! (That reminds me, I still have the Easter crown on the door... oopsie daisy)

I believe the idea is to buy a new one each 10 days!

That's your funniest copy pasta yet...

sorry, haven't post lolcats all day...

You are welcome on this thread, Don Lolrleone.

to be fair, this is switzerland. some forward planning is to be expected

well I'm busy moderating my behaviour.

you mean "UNmoderating", right?

may be this is the case but I have seen those Xmas biscuit in Coop since middle of September! and Xmas stuff appeared on shelves in UK since beginning of September! (ok, not the tree...)

at this point.. I don't even know.

I should have made a picture of them. I fear they will be sold during the weekend, even if only for the lols of it.