Desert Island Stereotypes

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded.

. Two Italian men and one Italian woman
. Two French men and one French woman
. Two German men and one German woman
. Two Greek men and one Greek woman
. Two English men and one English woman
. Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
. Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
. Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
. Two Irish men and one Irish woman
. Two American men and one American woman

One month later, the following things have occurred:

.One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

.The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in Ménage à Trois .

.The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

.The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

.The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

.The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.

.The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

.The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy-liquor-store-restaurant-laundry, and have gotten the woman
pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.

.The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if
sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few litres of coconut whiskey. However, they
are satisfied because the English are not having any fun.

.The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and
complains relentlessly about:

o Her body

o The true nature of feminism

o What the sun is doing to her skin

o How she can do anything that they can do

o The necessity of fulfilment

o The equal division of household chores

o How sand and palm trees make her look fat

o How her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do

o How her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems

o Why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this lord-forsaken deserted island in the middle of nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.


GOT ANY GUESSES ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN WITH TWO SWISS MEN AND A SWISS WOMAN?

They would have made a rota for which times to do the washing and cleaning.

They'd never be there in the first place because LiB says that Swiss don't travel

Fritz and Urs would be sitting by a big pile of bananas, fresh fish and coconuts - starving hungry - but waiting for Vreni to get back from Jassen so she can prepare it for them

They'd probably post a thread on EF

Stranded on a Desert Island
Cultural Differences explained



RIP Begga, love.

*Sigh 4 B.

Welcome to the forum hkirk. Not exactly an intro but just as good.