At a Japanese bed factory yesterday, an entire day's production had to be scrapped when small rodent-like bite marks were found in the mattresses.

Pest control experts said the cause was an outbreak of Futon Mouse Disease.

Cheers,
Nick

I think that deserves your first groan...... but it did tickle me so I won't!

On a similar subject. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Call me old fashioned, but 2. No idea how they got in there though

can we re name this the bad joke thread?

2 fish in a tank, one says to the other "how do you drive this thing"