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At a Japanese bed factory yesterday, an entire day's production had to be scrapped when small rodent-like bite marks were found in the mattresses.

Pest control experts said the cause was an outbreak of Futon Mouse Disease.

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Old 04.10.2007, 17:54
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I think that deserves your first groan...... but it did tickle me so I won't!
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Re: Bed Factory

On a similar subject. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Call me old fashioned, but 2. No idea how they got in there though

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Re: Bed Factory

can we re name this the bad joke thread?

2 fish in a tank, one says to the other "how do you drive this thing"

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