The Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a
University graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then
Allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.
The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '

First to recite his poem was the university graduate.
He stepped to the microphone and said:


Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu .


The audience went crazy!
No way could the old Abo top that they thought.

The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;

Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

The aboriginal won !!!